OAFEnet Email Update for Thursday, March 12

The OAFEnet Email Update failed during the rookie tryouts.

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Smart Bricks are extremely stupid

If you're unaware, Lego's newest innovation is the "Smart Brick," a standard Lego stuffed with electronics that allow it to make various sounds in various situations. They're wildly expensive, at a time when Lego prices are already rising, and reportedly are just about the dumbest things ever.

The pièce de résistance, though? As revealed in this article at The Verge, you can't even change the batteries in the dang things! So you can look forward to them becoming even more useless at some point in the future.

For more info on what's going on inside, enjoy this video of JerryRigEverything dismantling it:

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Triton meets the Creature from the Black Lagoon

After the Inhumans were introduced in the pages of Fantastic Four, they didn't immediately get their own book. Instead, they began appearing in a series of backup stories in Thor. The series promised the origin of the Inhumans, showing things like the building of Attilan, discovery of the Terrigen Mists, what Black Bolt's power was, and more.

In Thor #150, Jack Kirby drew a story of Triton becoming the first to leave the Inhumans' island home for the first time in living memory, to find out if there were any other beings living on the planet alongside them. Well, what he found was a gross orange monster (not that one) attacking a woman:

We quickly find out that it was just a movie being filmed, but even with the color changed, there's no question who or what that sea creature is supposed to be.

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Ages 16 and Under

A Lego creation of Donald Trump, with bad posture, fake hair, a fat gut, a long neck tie, and orange skin. Below it, the word PEDO is done in the style of the Lego logo.

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The age of man is what?

Look I know the holidays are over but it's getting hot outside and I miss the cozy wintertime and also I just found this figure at a toy store so I had to recreate this meme:

photo of Lord of the Rings orcs, with one wearing a Santa hat. It's labelled "The age of man is over. Now the jingle hop has begun."

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OAFEnet Email Update for Thursday, March 5

The OAFEnet Email Update warns you now you'll have to reprogram your microwave.

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Wingnut Begins

Wingnut never showed up in the Mirage comics, and yet Archie's TMNT Adventures #8 was still not his first appearance.

When created by Ryan Brown, Wingnut was just a Batman pastiche (with no Screwloose to be his Robin). He wore a thick grey suit, leaving only his head blue, and his "wings" were really more of a cape with rocket boosters on it:

That obviously changed for the comic, and drastically changed for the toy (and subsequently the cartoon), but the original design did have an in-fiction appearance before that happened.

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Surely it won't just be more greed, right?

*Padme and Anakin meme*

Anakin: Hasbro is suing to get their tariff payments back.
Padme: So they'll offer refunds to customers, right?
Anakin: *smug silence*
Padme: They'll offer refunds to customers, right?

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Optimus is on the side of the good guys

Optimus Prime shields innocents from ICE troopers who shoot both at them and at Optimus.

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The ballad of Mockingbirds and Ghosts

Even incomplete, it's good that the bio on the back of the Phantom Rider's box specifies the toy is Carter and not his brother Lincoln. When Carter was killed in a cave-in one of his villains triggered, he passed the secret identity on to Linc; sadly, Lincoln was less stable than his brother, and soon started believing he was really a divine spirit.

When the West Coast Avengers were travelling through time, he became obsessed with Mockingbird, so he kidnapped, drugged, and assaulted her. When the other Western heroes freed her, she went looking for revenge, and while fighting Lincoln on a rainy cliffside, allowed him to fall to his death.

(Incidentally, this series of events is what led Hawkeye to divorce her. Way to not support your wife through her trauma, CLINT. You really prove why comics lettered in all-caps used to avoid your name.)

Turns out negligent homicide wasn't as cathartic as she hoped, a situation that's never been helped by Lincoln's ghost repeatedly returning and trying to make her be his again.

If that's all a bit heavy for you and you need a mental palate cleanser, here's a small one: Magazine Enterprises' Rex Fury wasn't written out of Marvel continuity entirely; one of the Official Handbooks revealed that Nick Fury is a descendant of "one of the men who wore the Phantom Rider mask in the late nineteenth century," meaning the director of SHIELD is just one of a long line of lawmen.

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