What comes between Nosferaone and Nosferathree?

Posted on June 18, 2025 by OAFE

Joke by @itsAndyRyan: Her: Who's your favorite literary vampire? Me: The on in Sesame Street. Her: He doesn't count. Me: I can assure you that he does.

Count Chocula: Oh look, it's the copycat who only waited a year to ride my coattails! Count von Count: Oh look, our sponsor today is the type of diabetes you give everyone! Type 1! Type 2! Hah-ah-ah!!

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Let's Get Blåhaj Toys, Queen

Posted on June 17, 2025 by OAFE

Learn the difference: Trans shark *photo of stuffed Ikea Blahaj toy* Transmetal shark *photo of Beast Wars Cybershark figure*

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Licensed Contest of Champions

Posted on June 16, 2025 by OAFE

On October 29, 2014, Marvel Comics released the Marvel 75th Anniversary Celebration comic, honoring the company's big anniversary. In addition to new and classic stories, there were a bunch of one-page gag entries under the collective heading "Celebrating the Best Marvel Comics Never Made." Including this gem:

a big fight scene in which every participant has been blacked out and redacted. Notes are scribbled on it saying things like Uh-Uh! No way! I don't know about this! Are you crazy? Is this even legal? Forget it! and there's a post-it note stuck to the top demanding someone call an ACTUAL lawyer. Even the promo copy on the bottom has been scratched out, but you can still make out Godzilla vs. Shogun Warriors! NFL SuperPro vs. Rom! And whose side are the Micronauts on? All done with the original comics' logos.

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Wendy's DC Heroes 2025 Set 5 exclusive review

Posted on June 15, 2025 by yo go re

Mini-Figure Mini-Reviews

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Great idea! Who needs a king?

Posted on June 14, 2025 by OAFE

Heading out! You know how I feel about my boy Ed:

Hand-drawn sign of Ed the Hyena from Lion King chanting 'No king, no king! La la la la la!'

(sign idea courtesy of my fiancé)

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Follow for more sound financial advice

Posted on June 13, 2025 by OAFE

Me paying for my new toy in cash, which means it was free since my bank account didn't change. *SpongeBob smiling and holding two handfuls of money*

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OAFEnet Email Update for Thursday, June 12

Posted on June 12, 2025 by OAFE

Declare yourself king of the OAFEnet Email Update.

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That queer friend who's still a lovable smart-ass

Posted on June 11, 2025 by OAFE

A Zoids model kit of a bird-machine named 'Rainbow Jerk'

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Transformers: Medix addendum

Posted on June 10, 2025 by OAFE

As mentioned in today's review, here are the five robots attendees of BotCon 2016's Customizing Class could have made:

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The Stay Buffed Marshmallow Man

Posted on June 9, 2025 by OAFE

With Hasbro announcing a bunch of new Ghostbusters exclusives for both HasLab and Comic-Con, here's a reminder of the product we really want:

A custom action figure, with packaging, featuring a super muscular He-Man style body and Mr. Stay-Puft's head. Its accessory is a skewer for roasting marshmallows over a campfire

Don't worry, eventually the license will spin back to Mattel and we'll have a chance.

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