{"id":10069,"date":"2007-05-17T16:15:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-17T20:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=10069"},"modified":"2012-09-10T16:47:14","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T20:47:14","slug":"oafenet-update-for-thursday-may-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2007\/05\/oafenet-update-for-thursday-may-17\/","title":{"rendered":"OAFEnet Update for Thursday, May 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now with an extra-flaky crust, it's the OAFEnet Email Update!<\/p>\n<p>This week we've got a big OEU for you - so big, in fact, that we're actually starting with a message board link!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Have you ever wished you could be master of your own fate? No? Well, how about just deciding what we review and when? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=3;t=57\">That one's doable<\/a>. Get your democracy on!<\/li>\n<li>Fellas, this review has just what you want - well, if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdfa4w.php\">a buff, half-naked man<\/a> is what you want. Feel free to keep that to yourself. We're really going after the niche audiences, now.<\/li>\n<li>Attention, ladies! Your input is needed! We're <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=4;t=336\">looking for honest opinions<\/a> (whether pro or con) from anyone who has has two X chromosomes. Now, guys, don't feel you have to stay quiet, either - everyone's invited to participate, even if you've never posted before. It's just that, like in everything else, women are more important.<\/li>\n<li>Last week, your email preview was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/monkey\/potc_disbarb.php\">this revenant sea captain<\/a>. If you read it back then, read it again to see how many typos we fixed.<\/li>\n<li>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=9;t=139\">this custom<\/a> from one of our readers. As you can tell, he's really been working on it for some time now.<\/li>\n<li>Is it too soon to make jokes about Jerry Falwell? Eh, we'll say \"no,\" that a period of respect only applies to people who deserve it. So here goes: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/ms_meph.php\">click here to see what Jerry Falwell is seeing right now<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>No matter how much people hate Wal*Mart, it seems like you really can get <b>anything<\/b> there. Including, apparently, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/tfb_rum.php\">a fancy new car<\/a>. You might have to take this one in for a bit of service at your dealership, though. But no worries, everything's under warranty.<\/li>\n<li>Want to know what it's like to own that car? Read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=10067\">Monkey Boy's testimonial<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Your final review this week is a double. These guys <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcmmgads.php\">hate each other<\/a> so much, it's a wonder they don't start going at it in the package before you even get them home.<\/li>\n<li>Have you heard the big <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=2;t=1749\">merger news<\/a>? Well you have now.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now with an extra-flaky crust, it's the OAFEnet Email Update! This week we've got a big OEU for you - so big, in fact, that we're actually starting with a message board link!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oeu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10070,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10069\/revisions\/10070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}