{"id":13110,"date":"2013-07-26T15:46:54","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T19:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=13110"},"modified":"2020-07-02T15:22:30","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T19:22:30","slug":"cracked-com-makes-old-toys-awesomer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/07\/cracked-com-makes-old-toys-awesomer\/","title":{"rendered":"Cracked.com makes old toys awesomer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cracked has a new Photoshop contest today, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/photoplasty_629_35-updates-to-classic-childhood-toys-too-awesome-to-exist\/\" target=\"cracked\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Updates to Classic Childhood Toys (Too Awesome to Exist)<\/a>. All the entries are funny (especially the winner), but here's an example of what you'll see when you click through:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20160403235032\/http:\/\/i.crackedcdn.com\/phpimages\/photoshop\/4\/0\/1\/193401_v1.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>A think they missed this one, though:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m1cggnr47B1rressco1_250.gif\" width=\"250\" height=\"189\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"9 Unintentionally Terrifying Old-Timey Children's Toys\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/05\/9-unintentionally-terrifying-old-timey-childrens-toys\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">9 Unintentionally Terrifying Old-Timey Children's Toys<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The Terrifying Conspiracy Behind Early '90s Kids' Toys\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/05\/the-terrifying-conspiracy-behind-early-90s-kids-toys\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Terrifying Conspiracy Behind Early '90s Kids' Toys<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"My Little Porny\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/04\/my-little-porny\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">My Little Porny<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"If \"Ghostbusters\" met \"The Shining\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/05\/if-ghostbusters-met-the-shining\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">If \"Ghostbusters\" met \"The Shining\"<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Meet Bild Lilli, the original Barbie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/02\/meet-bild-lilli-the-original-barbie\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Meet Bild Lilli, the original Barbie<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cracked has a new Photoshop contest today, Updates to Classic Childhood Toys (Too Awesome to Exist). All the entries are funny (especially the winner), but here's an example of what you'll see when you click through: A think they missed &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/07\/cracked-com-makes-old-toys-awesomer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[246],"class_list":["post-13110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-cracked"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13110"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31574,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13110\/revisions\/31574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}