{"id":14468,"date":"2013-12-17T00:00:50","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T05:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=14468"},"modified":"2026-04-29T20:20:56","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T00:20:56","slug":"elf-on-the-shelf-meets-hole-on-the-pole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/elf-on-the-shelf-meets-hole-on-the-pole\/","title":{"rendered":"\"On the Shelf\" meets \"On the Pole\""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when two of the creepiest kids' products meet? Holiday hilarity!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/elfdance.jpg\" title=\"shake it, baby!\" alt=\"Elf on the Shelf, holding several folded dollar bills, watches a Monster High doll topless dancing\" width=\"450\" height=\"475\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekgirldiva.com\/2013\/12\/this-picture-is-offensive-i-love-it-and.html\" target=\"ggd\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Shroom on the Vacuum?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/shroom-on-the-vacuum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Shroom on the Vacuum?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Mattel's SDCC exclusives revealed\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/04\/mattels-sdcc-exclusives-revealed\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Mattel's SDCC exclusives revealed<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"It's alive! ALIVE!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/05\/its-alive-alive\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">It's alive! ALIVE!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Playmobil doing Monster High\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/04\/playmobil-doing-monster-high\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Playmobil doing Monster High<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Narc getting Scarffed\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/12\/narc-getting-scarffed\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Narc getting Scarffed<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when two of the creepiest kids' products meet? Holiday hilarity! (via) &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Forget \"stitches,\" snitches get snapped Elfie, no! How you know when you're \"dadding\" right He has seen too much! Get 'im, Elsa!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[433,494],"class_list":["post-14468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mattel","tag-elf-on-the-shelf","tag-monster-high"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14468"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41223,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14468\/revisions\/41223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}