The magic's in the music and the music's in the OAFEnet Email Update.<\/p>\n
The weather is unseasonably warm this week, so we feel like singing. Since every one of us is screechingly tone-deaf, however, we'll have to settle for using song lyrics to introduce you to all of this week's new reviews.<\/p>\n
Daddy was a bankrobber Okay, so only the reviews are in song. Everything else is just boring text. Like this bit, about how there's a new Transformers cartoon on the air now, and yo explaining one of its obscure in-jokes<\/a>.<\/p>\n Move in now move out (hands up now hands down) We've got a new member looking for some old toys<\/a> - can anyone help him out?<\/p>\n Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me Turns out this news of a new Minimates line<\/a> actually is kind of music related: check out the YouTube music video link at the end!<\/p>\n I fell in to a burning ring of fire There was more semi-news about the GI Joe movie<\/a> this week - just how big is the cast supposed to be, anyway?<\/p>\n Half a bee, philosophically, Were you as annoyed as the rest of us that Megatron was never released as a Binaltech\/Alternator figure<\/a>? No, probably not - we're all giant nerds. But one of our readers took matters into his own hands and put a custom together himself.<\/p>\n I think I'm a clone now Because we're feeling musical, we'll give all you non-subscribers a chance to guess what this week's Email Update Exclusive is. Remember, only the folks who have signed up for our mailing list get to see these reviews early, but that doesn't mean we can't let you try to guess:<\/p>\n Fighting soldiers from the sky The magic's in the music and the music's in the OAFEnet Email Update. The weather is unseasonably warm this week, so we feel like singing. Since every one of us is screechingly tone-deaf, however, we'll have to settle for using … Continue reading
\nBut he never hurt nobody
\nHe just loved to live that way
\nAnd he loved to steal your money<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n
\nBack up back up (tell me what you're gonna do now)
\nBreathe in now breathe out (hands up now hands down)
\nBack up back up (tell me what you're gonna do now)<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n
\nI think they're okay.
\nIf they don't give me proper credit
\nI just walk away<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n
\nI went down, down, down
\nBut the flames went higher.
\nAnd it burns, burns, burns,
\nThe ring of fire,
\nThe ring of fire<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n
\nMust, ipso facto, half not be.
\nBut half the bee has got to be
\nVis a vis, its entity. D'you see<\/a>?<\/i><\/p>\n
\nThere's always two of me just a-hangin' around
\nI think I'm a clone now
\n'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n
\nFearless men who jump and die
\nMen who mean just what they say
\nThe brave men of the Green Beret<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"