{"id":15574,"date":"2014-05-11T05:01:03","date_gmt":"2014-05-11T09:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=15574"},"modified":"2014-05-11T05:01:03","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T09:01:03","slug":"9-unintentionally-terrifying-old-timey-childrens-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/05\/9-unintentionally-terrifying-old-timey-childrens-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Unintentionally Terrifying Old-Timey Children's Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two Cracked articles about toys in one week? What a surprise!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.crackedcdn.com\/phpimages\/article\/0\/0\/5\/271005_v1.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"109\" class=\"aligncenter\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>Kids in the old days had it rough. When they weren't toiling in coal mines or sweeping chimneys or doing something else that almost certainly covered their rosy cheeks in picturesque soot, they had to go home and play with these friggin' nightmares:<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Read the whole list <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_21107_9-unintentionally-terrifying-old-timey-childrens-toys.html\" target=cracked>here<\/a>, and be glad we have better toys today.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Coming soon: Funko Fridays!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/07\/coming-soon-funko-fridays\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Coming soon: Funko Fridays!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Yep, pretty much want all of these\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/05\/yep-pretty-much-want-all-of-these\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Yep, pretty much want all of these<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"My Little Porny\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/04\/my-little-porny\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">My Little Porny<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2007\/12\/the-25-most-baffling-toys-from-around-the-world\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The Terrifying Conspiracy Behind Early '90s Kids' Toys\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/05\/the-terrifying-conspiracy-behind-early-90s-kids-toys\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Terrifying Conspiracy Behind Early '90s Kids' Toys<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Cracked articles about toys in one week? What a surprise! Kids in the old days had it rough. When they weren't toiling in coal mines or sweeping chimneys or doing something else that almost certainly covered their rosy cheeks &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/05\/9-unintentionally-terrifying-old-timey-childrens-toys\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[246],"class_list":["post-15574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-cracked"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15574"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15577,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15574\/revisions\/15577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}