{"id":18795,"date":"2015-04-04T00:19:37","date_gmt":"2015-04-04T04:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=18795"},"modified":"2015-04-18T04:35:50","modified_gmt":"2015-04-18T08:35:50","slug":"sadgasm-homer-addendum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/04\/sadgasm-homer-addendum\/","title":{"rendered":"Sadgasm Homer addendum"},"content":{"rendered":"

In today's review of \"That '90s Show\" Homer Simpson<\/a>, we mentioned his band Sadgasm, and their best-selling album, Desolation Hatchback<\/i>.<\/p>\n

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Here are their songs:<\/p>\n

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\"Politically Incorrect<\/a>\"<\/dt>\n
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Pain is brown.
\nHate is white.
\nLove is black.
\nStab the night.
\nKingdom of Numb.
\nCloset of Hurt.
\nFeelings are dumb.
\nKisses are dirt.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/dd>\n

\"Shave Me<\/a>\"<\/dt>\n
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Razorblade of apathy.
\nShave me with your irony.
\nShave me!
\nShave me!<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/dd>\n

\"Margerine<\/a>\"<\/dt>\n
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Spread yellow gunk on my pancake heart,
\nCountry churned girl in my grocery cart.
\nI paid for her dreams, she taught me to cry.
\nLike watery knives, like rain from my eyes.<\/p>\n

I can't believe you're not mine!
\nI can't believe you're not mine!
\nMargerine. Margerine. Margerine.
\nMargerine. Margerine.
\nMARGERINE! MARGERINE! MARGERINE!<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/dd>\n

And hey, just because, here's the song the group was working on before changing styles:<\/p>\n

\"Back Rub<\/a>\"<\/dt>\n
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I'll make rub to you,
\nShow respect for you.
\nHug so safe and strong,
\nBack rub all night long!
\nI'll make rub to you!<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/dd>\n