{"id":19393,"date":"2015-05-29T14:51:55","date_gmt":"2015-05-29T18:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=19393"},"modified":"2015-06-02T14:57:01","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T18:57:01","slug":"how-not-to-get-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/05\/how-not-to-get-a-job\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to get a job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph. What are we going to do with you?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mlpresume.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mlpresume-232x300.jpg\" title=\"click to embiggen\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, submitting that kind of resume is memorable, but so is a car crash. This doesn't say \"hire me,\" it says \"show this off to everybody you know so they can laugh at my poor choices, too.\"<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"My Villain Ponies - Friendship is Tragic\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/11\/my-villain-ponies-friendship-is-tragic\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">My Villain Ponies - Friendship is Tragic<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Twilight Sparkle moonlights as a Trump speechwriter\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/07\/twilight-sparkle-moonlights-as-a-trump-speechwriter\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Twilight Sparkle moonlights as a Trump speechwriter<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Flippin' through Previews - April '13\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/04\/flippin-through-previews-april-13\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Flippin' through Previews - April '13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"My Little Porny\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/04\/my-little-porny\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">My Little Porny<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"My Little Gowron\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/09\/my-little-gowron\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">My Little Gowron<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Joseph, Joseph, Joseph. What are we going to do with you? Yes, submitting that kind of resume is memorable, but so is a car crash. This doesn't say \"hire me,\" it says \"show this off to everybody you know &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/05\/how-not-to-get-a-job\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[159],"class_list":["post-19393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-mlp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19393"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19397,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19393\/revisions\/19397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}