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<\/a><\/p>\nYes, submitting that kind of resume is memorable, but so is a car crash. This doesn't say \"hire me,\" it says \"show this off to everybody you know so they can laugh at my poor choices, too.\"<\/p>\n
<i>And now, some more OAFEry:<\/i><\/H5>- Flippin' through Previews - October '12<\/a><\/li>\n
- Flippin' through Previews - August '13<\/a><\/li>\n
- A tour of Toys R Us in 1991<\/a><\/li>\n
- Oh god why: Equestria Girls<\/a><\/li>\n
- He just like me fr<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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