{"id":21250,"date":"2016-01-01T18:21:29","date_gmt":"2016-01-01T23:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=21250"},"modified":"2016-01-07T18:39:17","modified_gmt":"2016-01-07T23:39:17","slug":"dont-you-hate-it-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/01\/dont-you-hate-it-when\/","title":{"rendered":"Don't you hate it when..."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So you dream about toys? I do. Not every night or anything, but every few months or so I'll have a dream about going toy shopping, like I did last night. I'd been sent to the store by my family to look for something, and decided to stop at a discount store that was having a going-out-of-business sale. Inside I found tons of toys I'd been after, all 50% off. Plus some comics that I'd never read that were dirt cheap.<\/p>\n<p>I pored through the entire store, loading up with all these amazing deals... and then I woke up. The worst part was those first few seconds when the dream still seemed real, before the realization that no, I didn't actually get all those toys I want; for a brief moment, I owned them in my mind. Then the sad truth sank in. I have to keep hunting those things, and I have to spend money on them.<\/p>\n<p>So, the question is: don't you hate it when you dream of finding rare toys or incredible sales, only to wake up and find out that it wasn't true?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you dream about toys? I do. Not every night or anything, but every few months or so I'll have a dream about going toy shopping, like I did last night. I'd been sent to the store by my family &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/01\/dont-you-hate-it-when\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21251,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21250\/revisions\/21251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}