{"id":22049,"date":"2016-07-24T00:00:56","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T04:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=22049"},"modified":"2024-01-12T19:59:56","modified_gmt":"2024-01-13T00:59:56","slug":"minimate-mini-review-304-aleksei-sytsevich-alistair-smythe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/07\/minimate-mini-review-304-aleksei-sytsevich-alistair-smythe\/","title":{"rendered":"Minimate Mini-Review #304 - Aleksei Sytsevich & Alistair Smythe"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#304 - Aleksei Sytsevich\/Alistair Smythe<\/h3>\n

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Sytsevich is part of a gang of Russian mobsters defeated by Spider-Man during a foiled hijacking. Humiliated by the hero, he decides to extract revenge by becoming a one-man army.<\/i><\/p>\n

Yes he did, and what a waste it was. Paul Giamatti could have made a very good Rhino, in some other reality, but instead he was squandered. But hey, we've never had an Aleksei Minimate, and this one is as good as it gets! He's wearing his black track suit, and the set even includes extra legs for when Spidey decides to pants him - with tiny rhinos on his boxers! He's got a crazy look on his face (perfect!) and is armed with an MP5<\/a>. He's painted with many of his tattoos (nicely explained in the video below) but what's really cool is that they've been \"Minimatized\" - the winged skull is block-shaped, and the hand holding a gun is a round Minimate hand. Superb attention to detail! This is a goofy figure and I unironically love it.<\/p>\n