{"id":23,"date":"2002-10-27T09:11:01","date_gmt":"2002-10-27T09:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=23"},"modified":"2010-12-15T04:47:20","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T04:47:20","slug":"eaux-to-be-a-weed-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2002\/10\/eaux-to-be-a-weed-killer\/","title":{"rendered":"Eaux, to be a Weed Killer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/poe\/st_weed.php\">Weed Killer<\/a> was a surprisingly well-sculpted figure from Kenner's 1990 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.culttvman.com\/swampthing\/swtoys.html\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Swamp Thing<\/em><\/a> toyline, based on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0002F6BVK?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=lp&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0002F6BVK\" target=\"amazon\">the cartoon<\/a>. Several years ago I composed a haiku about my favorite obscure figure. I hope you enjoy it, or at least it doesn't hurt you too much.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>So orange<br \/>\nGreen skin yellow eyes<br \/>\nHunchback freak.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weed Killer was a surprisingly well-sculpted figure from Kenner's 1990 Swamp Thing toyline, based on the cartoon. Several years ago I composed a haiku about my favorite obscure figure. I hope you enjoy it, or at least it doesn't hurt &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2002\/10\/eaux-to-be-a-weed-killer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kenner","category-retro-poa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions\/28"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}