{"id":24373,"date":"2017-08-04T02:09:22","date_gmt":"2017-08-04T06:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=24373"},"modified":"2018-01-26T20:00:22","modified_gmt":"2018-01-27T01:00:22","slug":"funko-pops-with-human-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/08\/funko-pops-with-human-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"Funko POP!s with human eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/funkfri.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"72\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>It seems that one of the common complaints about Funko's now-ubiquitous <i>POP!<\/i> figures is... well, we'll let Quint tell you:<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"239\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VUuH4TEmgLo?rel=0&start=5&end=11\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that. So we were thinking: maybe those people would like Funko <i>POP!<\/i>s better if they had human eyes?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Here's Chris Tucker as <i>The Fifth Element<\/i>'s Ruby Rhod. Tucker is a man with some wildly expressive eyes, and whenhe makes them bug out in surprise, it actually seems to suit the <i>POP!<\/i> figure very well:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/fphe3.jpg\" title=\"Ruby Rhod\" width=\"320\" height=\"495\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Or how about America's #1 strategic reserve of charisma, Rock \"The Dwayne\" Johnson? No, he doesn't have a lazy eye, that's just what it looks like when he does The People's Eyebrow:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/fphe1.jpg\" title=\"The Rock\" width=\"285\" height=\"435\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Let's turn to the internet's favorite grandma, Betty White. Those bright blue peepers could give Bette Davis a run for her money:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/fphe4.jpg\" title=\"Betty White\" width=\"320\" height=\"435\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>And of course, no list of \"things given human eyes\" would be complete without the most famous eyes in Hollywood, Steve Buscemi. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/fphe2.jpg\" title=\"Steve Buscemi\" width=\"295\" height=\"435\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>So, does that make the <i>POP!<\/i>s better, or do you appreciate their existing eyes a little better now?<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"A tour of Toys R Us in 1991\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/01\/a-tour-of-toys-r-us-in-1991\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A tour of Toys R Us in 1991<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"They're wig brothers\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/07\/theyre-wig-brothers\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">They're wig brothers<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Toy Shop\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/09\/toy-shop\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Toy Shop<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Sting addendum - the Blade Runners\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/02\/sting-addendum-the-blade-runners\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Sting addendum - the Blade Runners<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"BotCon box set part 6 - Motormaster review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/06\/botcon-box-set-part-6-motormaster-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">BotCon box set part 6 - Motormaster review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that one of the common complaints about Funko's now-ubiquitous POP! figures is... well, we'll let Quint tell you: Yes, that. So we were thinking: maybe those people would like Funko POP!s better if they had human eyes? &lt;i&gt;And &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/08\/funko-pops-with-human-eyes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[250,42],"tags":[327,328,333,69],"class_list":["post-24373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funko","category-videos","tag-fifth-element","tag-jaws","tag-pop","tag-wrestling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24373"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25528,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24373\/revisions\/25528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}