{"id":25215,"date":"2017-11-25T17:21:19","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T22:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=25215"},"modified":"2017-11-30T17:43:13","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T22:43:13","slug":"a-story-in-four-parts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/11\/a-story-in-four-parts\/","title":{"rendered":"A story in four parts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In which an arbitrary girl has to deal with a typically unwanted situation:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/gun1.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"355\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Or does she?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/gun2.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"595\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Time passes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/gun3.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"295\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>More time passes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/gun4.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"595\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>What a tweest!<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mitsurutenma\/status\/933363456161583109\" target=twit>via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The anger when dinner is late\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/05\/the-anger-when-dinner-is-late\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The anger when dinner is late<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Bandai unintentionally enters the horror market\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2018\/10\/bandai-unintentionally-enters-the-horror-market\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Bandai unintentionally enters the horror market<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Girls only want one thing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/07\/girls-only-want-one-thing\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Girls only want one thing<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Quattro-pounder with cheese\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/04\/quattro-pounder-with-cheese\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Quattro-pounder with cheese<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Introducing PorgGuy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/12\/introducing-porgguy\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Introducing PorgGuy<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which an arbitrary girl has to deal with a typically unwanted situation: Or does she? &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Wodom Pod Burger Happy birthday, Gundam! Mega Man vs. Starscream Still less offensive than anything in G Gundam Regular Show &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/11\/a-story-in-four-parts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[126],"class_list":["post-25215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-gundam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25215"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25224,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25215\/revisions\/25224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}