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Officer Beardface, here, comes to us from Stranger Things<\/i>, which I still haven't seen and still don't have any immediate plans to. It's on the Netflix list, but so are a bunch of other more interesting things. He's the Deputy Dadbod's actual name is Jim Hopper, and he's The Stranger Things Mystery Minis<\/i> don't have a specific layout, but if you want this 1:72 figure, the fact that he's an adult in a line full of mostly children should at least give you a fighting chance of finding him just by shaking the boxes.<\/p>\n![](\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/funko_stmm1_jh1.jpg\" "\\"Chief")
I was all set to refer to this guy as \"Mustache Dad,\" but then I realized that's the guy from Twilight<\/i><\/a>. All these parental policemen kind of run together.<\/p>\nsheriff of Forks, Washington<\/s> chief of police in Hawkins, Indiana, where apparently the uniform is as khaki as the day is long. His pants and shirt are both the same color, separated by a dark brown belt with a gun sculpted in the holster on the hip. His shoes are the same dark brown, with black soles. He tops the ensemble off with a desaturated brown hat, nearly the same shade as his face-sweater, meaning he can hang out with Rick<\/a> and Carl<\/a> and they can all protect themselves from the sun.<\/p>\n![](\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/funko_stmm1_jh2.jpg\" "\\"a")
played by David Harbour, aka \"Elliott Hirsch in The Newsroom<\/i>.\" He's also the next guy to play Hellboy. The Stranger Things Mystery Minis<\/i> have sort of a School House Rock<\/i> aesthetic to them, befitting the show's setting and love for the '80s. So there's not really a likeness to speak of, allowing the day to be carried by the costume and beard. Because he's a cop, the figure shows him holding his coffee cup and a doughnut, neither of which do anything to up the colorfulness of the toy - it's all pale earthtones everywhere. You might have expected them to paint the interior of his mug brown, but nope, it's empty. Or he's drinking milk.<\/p>\n