{"id":29747,"date":"2019-11-20T18:57:18","date_gmt":"2019-11-20T23:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=29747"},"modified":"2019-11-21T20:43:56","modified_gmt":"2019-11-22T01:43:56","slug":"dummy-thicc-bionicle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/11\/dummy-thicc-bionicle\/","title":{"rendered":"Gali never looked like this!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/bionbutt1.jpg\" title=\"This Bionicle thicc as hell\" width=\"450\" height=\"595\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>\"Turaga, I'm trying to sneak around and collect Kanohi but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Rahi!\"<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-29747 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/bionbutt2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/bionbutt2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/bionbutt3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/bionbutt3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/bionbutt4.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/bionbutt4-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iazyboy\/status\/650201482197925888\" target=twit rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Masks of Power - Take 2!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/08\/masks-of-power-take-2\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Masks of Power - Take 2!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The prophecy is being fulfilled!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/01\/the-prophecy-is-being-fulfilled\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The prophecy is being fulfilled!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Yo quiero creer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/09\/yo-quiero-creer\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Yo quiero creer<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Remember Bionicle? 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