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I'm... pretty sure I've seen The Lost Boys<\/i>? At least once? I mean, it's an '80s movie, so who cares, but Netflix probably had it at some point, right? It's mainly known for its hardcore gay sax scenes (that's not a typo<\/a>) and for the main dude Michael looking 100% like Anakin Skywalker<\/a>. Also for Kiefer Sutherland eating Chinese food, apparently. That's what this Mystery Mini<\/i> leads me to believe.<\/p>\n Kiefer played main vampire David. There's not really I'd have been perfectly fine never getting Young Jack Bauer, but I ran into him so dang often that I finally just accepted my fate.<\/p>\n![](\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/funko_hcmm2_lbd1.jpg\" "\\"David")
Whenever you're looking for a specific blind-boxed Mystery Mini<\/i>, there always seems to be some utter loser of a figure that is just perpetually in your way - one that keeps turning up over and over, no matter how much you don't want it. Maybe it's a Count Chocula<\/a> or an Alien<\/a> (Queen<\/a>) or even, yes, a Wolf Man<\/a>; something that seems to belie its printed ratio and manages to feel even more plentiful than it should be. In the case of Horror Classics<\/i> Series 2, it was this chump.<\/p>\n![](\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/funko_hcmm2_lbd2.jpg\" "\\"they're")
a \"likeness,\" per se (because that's not how Mystery Minis<\/i> work), but they did sculpt his evil brow and paint his stubble. He's got a spiked punky hairdo and wears a long black coat. [Doesn't that fairly well describe you in high school, yo? --ed.] Rather than doing something cool or dynamic, he's just standing here snacking [again, you in high school, right? --ed.]; the Chinese food carton is in his left hand and the chopsticks are in his right, but a paint app was missed on the left thumb, leaving it the same color as the container, rather than his skin. Whoops!<\/p>\n