{"id":31985,"date":"2020-08-16T00:00:07","date_gmt":"2020-08-16T04:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=31985"},"modified":"2020-09-13T18:44:24","modified_gmt":"2020-09-13T22:44:24","slug":"wreck-it-ralph-2-comfy-princess-jasmine-aladdin-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/08\/wreck-it-ralph-2-comfy-princess-jasmine-aladdin-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Wreck-It Ralph 2: Comfy Princess Jasmine (Aladdin) review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wr2_dscp_aj1.jpg\" title=\"Round 6\" width=\"450\" height=\"120\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><i>Little Mermaid<\/i> started the Disney Renaissance, <i>Beauty and the Beast<\/i> was the critical darling, but <i>Aladdin<\/i> was where the money train came a-rollin' in to KA-CHING station. By <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=nyiBdccfNkg\" target=\"yt\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">utterly cheating Robin Williams on his contract<\/a>, Disney completely changed the way animated movies are made (or at least the way they're cast), <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wr2_dscp_aj2.jpg\" title=\"Comfy Jasmine\" width=\"220\" height=\"464\" class=\"alignright\">and raked in beaucoup bucks. Not bad for a petty ripoff of <a href=\"https:\/\/news.avclub.com\/they-butchered-richard-williams-the-thief-and-the-cobbl-1837337839\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><i>The Thief and the Cobbler<\/i><\/a>, a labor of love that had been in development for nearly three decades!<\/p>\n<p>The movie also had that particular brand of '90s Disney feminism, where \"I can do things myself\" counted as progressive. Plus, Jasmine was the first non-white Disney Princess, a fact that these days would have had the internet's worst people crying about \"forced diversity.\" While you'd think her usual outfit of big poofy pants and an off-the-shoulder top would be comfy enough already, apparently she felt the need to switch to spangly blue pants and a couple of tank tops (in the movie, she wears a blue one over a black one, but this toy only does the outer layer). The logo on the shirt is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/khgb.php\">Genie's<\/a> hand holding up three fingers above the word \"Wishes,\" which is apparently the only design they ever considered? Or at least the only one they've ever revealed. We can't definitively <b>prove<\/b> that they tried one with an image of the lamp and the phrase \"rub one out,\" but also no one can prove they didn't. Hey, if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=31592\">Aurora<\/a> can have a drug reference and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=31882\">Belle<\/a> isn't wearing any underwear, then Jasmine can get her personal freak on. She's one of the figures who has an accessory: the inhaler she uses to control her cat allergies. It's rubberbanded to her hand, and there's a handle on the back so she can hold it even without.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wr2_dscp_aj3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/wr2_dscp_aj3-171x300.jpg\" title=\"click to embiggen\" width=\"171\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All the Comfy Princesses have the same joints: balljointed head, swivel\/hinge shoulders and elbows, swivel\/hinge hips, and knees that are ratchet joints inside a rubber sleeve, making the legs seamless. Rubber ankles mean they're very hard to stand, though. The hair is rooted, and shaped to match the style seen in the film; in Jasmine's case, a long ponytail, tied by ribbons and held back with a headband. Like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=31769\">Ariel<\/a>, a bit of the hair has been waxed to make sure it retains its shape.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Wreck-It Ralph: Swizzle \"The Swizz\" Malarkey review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/05\/wreck-it-ralph-swizzle-the-swizz-malarkey-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Wreck-It Ralph: Swizzle \"The Swizz\" Malarkey review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Wreck-It Ralph: Taffyta Muttonfudge review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/03\/wreck-it-ralph-taffyta-muttonfudge-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Wreck-It Ralph: Taffyta Muttonfudge review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Wreck-It Ralph 2: Comfy Princess Cinderella review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/06\/wreck-it-ralph-2-comfy-princess-cinderella-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Wreck-It Ralph 2: Comfy Princess Cinderella review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Wreck-It Ralph 2: Comfy Princess Tiana (Princess &#038; the Frog) review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/09\/wreck-it-ralph-2-comfy-princess-tiana-princess-the-frog-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Wreck-It Ralph 2: Comfy Princess Tiana (Princess &#038; the Frog) review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #80\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-80\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #80<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Wreck-It Ralph 2: Comfy Princess Moana review Wreck-It Ralph: Snowanna Rainbeau review Fix-It Felix Jr. addendum Wreck-It Ralph: King Candy review Wreck-It Ralph: Candlehead review<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,140],"tags":[229],"class_list":["post-31985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-exclusive-review","category-disney","tag-wreck-it-ralph"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31985"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32253,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31985\/revisions\/32253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}