{"id":3212,"date":"2005-05-12T17:31:32","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T21:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=3212"},"modified":"2011-07-04T15:41:03","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T19:41:03","slug":"oafe-update-for-thursday-may-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2005\/05\/oafe-update-for-thursday-may-12\/","title":{"rendered":"OAFE Update for Thursday, May 12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to a special, double-sized email update. Why double sized? because we never sent one last week. Our bad.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->We start two Saturdays ago, with a bookend to a review that everyone's probably forgotten by now. What happens when you take the floor from the set of Hee-Haw and dress it up like a homeless person? This figure: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdh3s.php\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdh3s.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have you heard the controversy about Janeal Lee, the Wisconsin teacher who won a wheelchair pageant, but was stripped her of her title when the pageant officials found out she could stand for brief periods? Bastards. Bet they wouldn't like this figure, either: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/ml9_px.php\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/ml9_px.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And now, a little something for the ladies: a hot, shirtless guy.  Hope you go in for those \"world conquerer\" types. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdh3r.php\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdh3r.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Name this character: created at the beginning of a hot, upstart company, this guy draws upon dark metaphysical forces to combat evil, wrapping himself in a huge red cape. Nope, not him: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/ml9_ds.php\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/ml9_ds.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not too many companies give us figures of a comic's civilan characters; it's not like ToyBiz ever made a figure of Paul, the guy who gasses up Captain America's plane, you know? But here's a civilain that's really pretty cool: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdh3cg.php\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdh3cg.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, a lot of times the civilans are better than the characters who headline the comic - there are tons of B, C and D-listers in every comic universe, but not many of them get high quality figures: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/ml9_dl.php\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/ml9_dl.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ever wonder where the cliche of \"the butler did it\" got started? Beats me. Maybe we should ask this guy: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdh3a.php\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/dcdh3a.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Couple items from our board, the Loafing Lounge. First of all, a discussion of Conan series 2: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?;act=ST;f=2;t=1089\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?;act=ST;f=2;t=1089<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And then a look at Jazwares' new Mortal Kombat figures: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?;act=ST;f=2;t=1091\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?;act=ST;f=2;t=1091<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And a mini-review of the Eye of Sauron: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=1;t=362\">http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/cgi-bin\/forums\/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=1;t=362<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to a special, double-sized email update. Why double sized? because we never sent one last week. Our bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oeu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3212"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4167,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3212\/revisions\/4167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}