{"id":3357,"date":"2011-05-29T18:27:26","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T22:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=3357"},"modified":"2020-01-19T17:59:20","modified_gmt":"2020-01-19T22:59:20","slug":"sam-fisher-doing-the-splits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/05\/sam-fisher-doing-the-splits\/","title":{"rendered":"Sam Fisher doing the splits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In today's review of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/necapssccsf.php\"><i>Splinter Cell: Conviction<\/i> Sam Fisher<\/a>, we have a picture of him doing the splits. As you know, it's kind of his trademark move in the games.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SamFisher2.jpg\" title=\"''Whew! Why does this hallway smell like taint all of a sudden?''\" width=\"455\" height=\"255\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->He'd be great on <i>Ninja Warrior<\/i>. Anyway, the picture of the figure is cool, but due to the reality of putting it in a review, we had to crop it down. He really is, like, 9\" up in the air in that shot. Here, take a look:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SamFisher1.jpg\" title=\"a little more airy\" width=\"445\" height=\"595\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, we didn't take a picture showing all the way down to the ground, but you get the idea. Those are other figures' blister packs he's resting on, and you know how tall those are.<\/p>\n<p>And now, just for fun, here's a Penny Arcade comic starring Sam Fisher and his famous split jump:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SamFisher3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SamFisher3-150x150.jpg\" title=\"going up\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Soon Forget: Total Justice Oracle\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/11\/soon-forget-total-justice-oracle\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Soon Forget: Total Justice Oracle<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"ATFC '16 - Day 3: DST - Diamond Select\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/02\/atfc-16-day-3-dst-diamond-select\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">ATFC '16 - Day 3: DST - Diamond Select<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"JLA meets D&#038;D\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/09\/jla-meets-dd\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">JLA meets D&#038;D<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"DC Bombshells Mystery Minis - Batwoman review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/04\/dc-bombshells-mystery-minis-batwoman-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">DC Bombshells Mystery Minis - Batwoman review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Madballs Blind Bags - Skunkvenger review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/12\/madballs-blind-bags-skunkvenger-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Madballs Blind Bags - Skunkvenger review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In today's review of Splinter Cell: Conviction Sam Fisher, we have a picture of him doing the splits. As you know, it's kind of his trademark move in the games. &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Rustin's Spoils of the Week #27 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/05\/sam-fisher-doing-the-splits\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,160,36],"tags":[52,60],"class_list":["post-3357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-comics","category-neca","tag-batman","tag-player-select"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3357"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30194,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions\/30194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}