{"id":34216,"date":"2021-04-11T20:43:51","date_gmt":"2021-04-12T00:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=34216"},"modified":"2021-04-15T20:51:41","modified_gmt":"2021-04-16T00:51:41","slug":"the-hottest-new-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/04\/the-hottest-new-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"The hottest new toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This man uses his oven as a backdrop for fancy toy photos:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/oven1.jpg\" alt=\"Flash Gordon fighting robots\" width=\"415\" height=\"395\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>That's pretty cool! Or rather, pretty hot.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->See, because he forgot to take the figures out of the oven when he was finished. And then the next day, his girlfriend went to cook something, and began preheating the oven. \"Hey, what's that smell?\"<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/oven2.jpg\" alt=\"two figures half-melted to the bottom of the oven\" width=\"450\" height=\"355\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes you have to heat up joints to get things moving right, but there are limits!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/oven3.jpg\" alt=\"Flash Gordon is very, very melted\" width=\"450\" height=\"615\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mesademon149\/status\/1381091589708189697\" target=\"twit\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This man uses his oven as a backdrop for fancy toy photos: That's pretty cool! Or rather, pretty hot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mcfarlane","category-neca"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34216"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34222,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34216\/revisions\/34222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}