{"id":34429,"date":"2021-05-09T07:41:44","date_gmt":"2021-05-09T11:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=34429"},"modified":"2021-05-10T07:45:03","modified_gmt":"2021-05-10T11:45:03","slug":"happy-mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/05\/happy-mothers-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mother's Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We know which one we'd prefer:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/othermoms.jpg\" alt=\"Other moms: (a pretty Barbie doll cooking cakes and tending to a small kitten) Me: (a dinosaur toy wearing an apron and holding a tray of muffins)\" width=\"450\" height=\"435\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"I'm an Imperium girl, in an Imperium world\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/08\/im-an-imperium-girl-in-an-imperium-world\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">I'm an Imperium girl, in an Imperium world<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/09\/im-a-barbie-girl-on-arrakis-world\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Even Sith Lords deserve a relaxed weekend\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/09\/even-sith-lords-deserve-a-relaxed-weekend\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Even Sith Lords deserve a relaxed weekend<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Barbie's Best Kept Secret\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/05\/barbies-best-kept-secret\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Barbie's Best Kept Secret<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"\"Do you guys ever think about dying?\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/10\/do-you-guys-ever-think-about-dying\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\"Do you guys ever think about dying?\"<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We know which one we'd prefer: &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Barbie trashes her Dream House Soon Forget: Dinosaucers Quackpot Soon Forget: Dinosaucers Genghis Rex It's the circle of life The Barb-barian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,377],"tags":[136,302],"class_list":["post-34429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mattel","category-memes","tag-barbie","tag-dinosaurs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34429"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34431,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34429\/revisions\/34431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}