{"id":35632,"date":"2022-04-01T00:00:57","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T04:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=35632"},"modified":"2022-04-07T18:51:40","modified_gmt":"2022-04-07T22:51:40","slug":"harmless-pranks-are-the-best-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/04\/harmless-pranks-are-the-best-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Harmless pranks are the best fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So much for living up to their name.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/webuyanycar.jpg\" alt=\"Dear Mr. Jones,\n\nAfter reviewing your request that we value your Little Tikes Car and viewing the attached photo, we've come to the conclusion that you sent your request simply to waste our time.\n\nThe frequency in which you alluded to the toy as a vehicle and made reference to our name &quot;We Buy Any Car dot com&quot; makes it clear you knew this result was forthcoming. We have no interest in buying your item\n\nWe've been kind enough to return your photo on the basis that you refrain from contacting us again.\n\nThis is the last time we will contact you.\n\nSincerely, (signed) Adam Jennings\" width=\"460\" height=\"595\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>We'd love to see the letter that prompted this response!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So much for living up to their name. We'd love to see the letter that prompted this response!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,198],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-afd","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35632"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36684,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35632\/revisions\/36684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}