{"id":37025,"date":"2022-06-19T00:00:51","date_gmt":"2022-06-19T04:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=37025"},"modified":"2024-04-20T20:09:21","modified_gmt":"2024-04-21T00:09:21","slug":"choose-your-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/06\/choose-your-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"Choose Your Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can't wait to find these hot new toys on the store shelves!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/opcyd1.jpg\" alt=\"Monster That Just Wants a Hug - Very clingy. Speaks in grunts. Constant hug want.\" width=\"580\" height=\"620\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/opcyd2.jpg\" alt=\"Gymothy Flexman - Very strong. Unlimited horsey ride. Bench press a million.\" width=\"495\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/opcyd3.jpg\" alt=\"B.Z. Zazzle - Created in lab. Enhanced hover. Can teach you to roughhouse.\" width=\"495\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/opcyd4.jpg\" alt=\"Both Reggies - double the Reggies. Two for one. Includes both!\" width=\"495\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/opcyd5.jpg\" alt=\"Cool Bow and Arrow Set - Dangerous weapon. You are big hunter. For catching them elk.\" width=\"495\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/opcyd6.jpg\" alt=\"Police Sketch of Arsonist - Pencil drawing. Just the head part. Has cool some glasses.\" width=\"495\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Happy Father's Day from <a href=\"https:\/\/obviousplant.com\/products\/choose-your-dad-series-1?variant=40136996421825\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Obvious Plant<\/a>!<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"They pretend you can beat him by going outside\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/09\/they-pretend-you-can-beat-him-by-going-outside\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">They pretend you can beat him by going outside<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Mobile Suit Garfield\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/mobile-suit-garfield\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Mobile Suit Garfield<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"He will return in Doomsday\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/09\/he-will-return-in-doomsday\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">He will return in Doomsday<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"We Have the M\u0335\u0313\u033d\u0303\u0343\u0317\u032c\u0356\u0326\u031ce\u0334\u031b\u0346\u0311\u0344\u033e\u033b\u031c\u0321\u0349\u032ba\u0334\u034b\u033e\u035a\u0355\u0326\u0356\u0331t\u0336\u035d\u0344\u0343\u0342\u0320\u0355\u032b\u0354s\u0337\u0346\u0307\u0339\u0326\u0320\u0318\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/06\/we-have-the-meats\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">We Have the M\u0335\u0313\u033d\u0303\u0343\u0317\u032c\u0356\u0326\u031ce\u0334\u031b\u0346\u0311\u0344\u033e\u033b\u031c\u0321\u0349\u032ba\u0334\u034b\u033e\u035a\u0355\u0326\u0356\u0331t\u0336\u035d\u0344\u0343\u0342\u0320\u0355\u032b\u0354s\u0337\u0346\u0307\u0339\u0326\u0320\u0318<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The opposite of those candy hearts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/02\/the-opposite-of-those-candy-hearts\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The opposite of those candy hearts<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can't wait to find these hot new toys on the store shelves! &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;The one Spider-Verse character we were waiting to see This season's hottest new toyline<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[441],"class_list":["post-37025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customs","tag-obvious-plant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37025"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37034,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37025\/revisions\/37034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}