{"id":37133,"date":"2022-06-05T11:24:32","date_gmt":"2022-06-05T15:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=37133"},"modified":"2022-06-10T01:57:02","modified_gmt":"2022-06-10T05:57:02","slug":"the-last-dollhouse-on-the-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/06\/the-last-dollhouse-on-the-left\/","title":{"rendered":"The Last (Doll)house on the Left"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It's a stypical horror movie story - first, the family is unsettled by the general vibe in their new house:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/dollhouse1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/dollhouse1-300x271.jpg\" alt=\"Asked my mum to send me some pics of my childhood doll house and it turns out she is some sort of horror cinematographer *moody, dimly lit photos of interior dollhouse rooms*\" width=\"300\" height=\"271\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Then, they try to move out when the threat becomes overwhelming, while the audience gets to know what the monster is:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/dollhouse2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/dollhouse2-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"Three story house for rent. Reduced rate due to strange noises coming from the attic *a full grown cat is laying sideways in the open dollhouse's attic shape*\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It's a stypical horror movie story - first, the family is unsettled by the general vibe in their new house:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37133"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37139,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37133\/revisions\/37139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}