{"id":38308,"date":"2022-11-25T00:00:16","date_gmt":"2022-11-25T05:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=38308"},"modified":"2022-11-25T17:44:33","modified_gmt":"2022-11-25T22:44:33","slug":"the-original-gi-joe-classified-storm-shadow-design","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/11\/the-original-gi-joe-classified-storm-shadow-design\/","title":{"rendered":"The original GI Joe Classified Storm Shadow design"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As mentioned in today's <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/gijclas35ss.php\">Storm Shadow<\/a> review, Hasbro had plans for something new, until they decided to absorb the dumb complaints of a minority who fear change - after all, why do anything to draw in new fans when you can keep selling things reliably to the same dwindling pool of 40 customers you've had for decades?<\/p>\n<p>The art on <a href=\"https:\/\/gijoe.hasbro.com\/en-us\/characters\" target=\"bro\" rel=\"noopener\">the website<\/a> still shows the new design:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table style=\"background-color:#000000;width:600px; border:none;padding:0px;\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border:none;padding:0px;\"><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/gijclas35ss8.png\" title=\"the REAL Classified Storm Shadow\" width=\"460\" height=\"460\" style=\"margin:5px 0px 0px;display:block;\"><\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>That's a bit over-done, but it's still clearly Storm Shadow, and clearly more than a larger version of a toy from 38 years ago.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The truly frustrating this is that we <b>know<\/b> the design could make for a good toy, because it actually is becoming one. Some company called \"Hiya Toys\" is licensing <i>GI Joe<\/i> from Hasbro and releasing 4\" figures in the Asian market. And what did they base their Storm Shadow on? The real <i>Classified<\/i> design:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/gijclas35ss9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/gijclas35ss9-300x260.jpg\" title=\"click to embiggen\" width=\"300\" height=\"260\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There have been a few changes, such as removing the Batman-blades on the forearms and the giant dragon tattoo, but they prove that the original design absolutely would have worked, and that running back to the '80s was an unnecessary choice.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe Danger at the Docks accessories\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/07\/gi-joe-danger-at-the-docks-accessories\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe Danger at the Docks accessories<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Because girls like it when you bring protection\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/08\/because-girls-like-it-when-you-bring-protection\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Because girls like it when you bring protection<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe: The Plague\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/gi-joe-the-plague\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe: The Plague<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #12\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/04\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-12\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"ATFC '13 - Day 1: Hasbro\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/02\/atfc-13-day-1-hasbro\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">ATFC '13 - Day 1: Hasbro<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As mentioned in today's Storm Shadow review, Hasbro had plans for something new, until they decided to absorb the dumb complaints of a minority who fear change - after all, why do anything to draw in new fans when you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/11\/the-original-gi-joe-classified-storm-shadow-design\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,34,8],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-38308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-commentary","category-hasbro","tag-gi-joe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38308"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38313,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38308\/revisions\/38313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}