{"id":38468,"date":"2022-12-01T00:00:51","date_gmt":"2022-12-01T05:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=38468"},"modified":"2022-11-30T20:03:06","modified_gmt":"2022-12-01T01:03:06","slug":"ninjas-will-strike-where-you-least-expect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/ninjas-will-strike-where-you-least-expect\/","title":{"rendered":"Ninjas will strike where you least expect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/yo\/prtmnt_shrd.php\">today's review<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/tmnt-hair.jpg\" alt=\"Woman taking a selfie in a hair salon mirror, with silver foil strips applied as she's getting highlights. The caption reads &quot;My wife is getting her hair done. I told her to watch out for turtles, so they don't mistake her for Shredder.&quot;\" width=\"475\" height=\"475\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>The only way this could be better is if under all that stuff, it's <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=10120\">this woman<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Soon Forget: Muta-Party Wagon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/10\/soon-forget-muta-party-wagon\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Soon Forget: Muta-Party Wagon<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"TMNT Slash addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/tmnt-slash-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">TMNT Slash addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"BST AXN Jennika addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/12\/bst-axn-jennika-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">BST AXN Jennika addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Mighty Morphin Ninja Rangers\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/11\/mighty-morphin-ninja-rangers\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Mighty Morphin Ninja Rangers<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Soon Forget: Nickelodeon Zog\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/07\/soon-forget-nickelodeon-zog\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Soon Forget: Nickelodeon Zog<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of today's review: The only way this could be better is if under all that stuff, it's this woman. &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Flippin' through Previews - March '14 TMNT movie Foot Soldier addendum Flippin' through Previews - &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/ninjas-will-strike-where-you-least-expect\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,198],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-38468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-random","tag-tmnt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38468"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38472,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38468\/revisions\/38472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}