{"id":38540,"date":"2022-12-10T08:43:21","date_gmt":"2022-12-10T13:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=38540"},"modified":"2023-12-03T21:28:46","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T02:28:46","slug":"get-im-elsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/12\/get-im-elsa\/","title":{"rendered":"Get 'im, Elsa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, parents' two greatest enemies end up fighting each other instead:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/frozenelf.jpg\" alt=\"an Elf on the Shelf toy embedded in a solid block of ice, with a tiny toy of Elsa from Frozen gesturing at it as though she is the one who froze him\" width=\"460\" height=\"860\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heybethmay\/status\/1468096737327808514\" target=\"twit\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Wreck-It Ralph Anna and Elsa addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/08\/wreck-it-ralph-anna-and-elsa-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Wreck-It Ralph Anna and Elsa addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"He has seen too much!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/12\/he-has-seen-too-much\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">He has seen too much!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"\"On the Shelf\" meets \"On the Pole\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/elf-on-the-shelf-meets-hole-on-the-pole\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\"On the Shelf\" meets \"On the Pole\"<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Elfie, no!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/12\/elfie-no\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Elfie, no!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Narc getting Scarffed\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/12\/narc-getting-scarffed\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Narc getting Scarffed<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, parents' two greatest enemies end up fighting each other instead: (via) &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Shroom on the Vacuum? Frozen Mystery Minis - Marshmallow review Forget \"stitches,\" snitches get snapped National Barbie Day - Mass Effect Barbie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,377],"tags":[433,414],"class_list":["post-38540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-disney","category-memes","tag-elf-on-the-shelf","tag-frozen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38540"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38540\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38543,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38540\/revisions\/38543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}