{"id":38749,"date":"2023-01-16T11:25:10","date_gmt":"2023-01-16T16:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=38749"},"modified":"2023-01-20T01:27:31","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T06:27:31","slug":"five-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/01\/five-stars\/","title":{"rendered":"Five stars!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/motu-uber.jpg\" alt=\"Your Uber is here! *a van with a hand-painted image of Skeletor pinching He-Man's nipples, with large red lettering reading The Titty Twister\" width=\"550\" height=\"360\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Good news, Keldor fans!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/01\/good-news-keldor-fans\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Good news, Keldor fans!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Eternia Minis: Mercenary Teela review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/11\/eternia-minis-mercenary-teela-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Eternia Minis: Mercenary Teela review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #44\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/12\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-44\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #44<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Up in Smoke\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2002\/11\/up-in-smoke\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Up in Smoke<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"On the subject of Mattel and its subscriptions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/07\/on-the-subject-of-mattel-and-its-subscriptions\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">On the subject of Mattel and its subscriptions<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Trapjaw addendum Bob Gale thinks Mattel's hoverboard sucks Hot Wheels Character Cars Masters of the Universe Series 1 reviews MotU Minis: Zodac &#038; Beast Man reviews Eternia Minis: Sorceress review<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[96,15,181],"class_list":["post-38749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-he-man","tag-motu","tag-skeletor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38751,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38749\/revisions\/38751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}