{"id":39401,"date":"2023-03-25T23:55:40","date_gmt":"2023-03-26T03:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=39401"},"modified":"2023-03-28T23:58:56","modified_gmt":"2023-03-29T03:58:56","slug":"the-mario-we-should-have-gotten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/03\/the-mario-we-should-have-gotten\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mario we should have gotten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/martinet1.jpg\" alt=\"It's-a me, Super Martinet!\" width=\"450\" height=\"335\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/martinet2.jpg\" alt=\"a custom action figure of Mario, with Charles Martinet's head lovingly sculpted on the neck. Tha packaging even features a goofy photo of him pasted onto Mario's body\" width=\"450\" height=\"575\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Cp-hB8iOGDQ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Flippin' through Previews - March '15\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/flippin-through-previews-march-15\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Flippin' through Previews - March '15<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Waluigi addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/05\/waluigi-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Waluigi addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"K'Nex Mario Kart blind-bagged figure decoder\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/07\/knex-mario-kart-blind-bagged-figure-decoder\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">K'Nex Mario Kart blind-bagged figure decoder<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #169\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/08\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-169\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #169<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #205\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2018\/07\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-205\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #205<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;When toys could make you immortal The biggest properties of the '90s Rustin's Spoils of the Week #156 Reminder: it's Toys for Tots time Flippin' through Previews - November '14<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,336],"tags":[206,305],"class_list":["post-39401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customs","category-jazwares","tag-mario","tag-nintendo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39401"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39405,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39401\/revisions\/39405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}