{"id":397,"date":"2008-02-12T00:15:52","date_gmt":"2008-02-12T05:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=397"},"modified":"2011-01-23T22:46:13","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T03:46:13","slug":"gi-joe-movie-watch-how-freaking-big-is-this-cast-going-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2008\/02\/gi-joe-movie-watch-how-freaking-big-is-this-cast-going-to-be\/","title":{"rendered":"GI Joe Movie Watch: How freaking big is this cast going to be?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Last time<\/a> we said the GI Joe cast should be all finished. And while it's true that it should<\/strong> be finished, we were apparently wrong, because model-turned-actress Karolina Kurkova<\/a> has been cast as model-turned-mechanic Cover Girl. It's sort of fitting, since the character - real name Courtney Krieger - actually was<\/strong> a high fashion model who quit doing that to join the Joe team, but is anyone expecting this Victoria's Secret model to really pull out the acting chops?<\/p>\n

Then again, maybe it'll be like Courtney Love playing a drug-addled ex-stripper in The People vs. Larry Flynt<\/em> or Eminem playing angry trailer trash in 8 Mile<\/em>: a role that's so true to life, there's almost no way to screw it up. And on the plus side, hey, boobies<\/a>! If we had to guess, we'd say not to expect more than a cameo from Cover Girl, but it's still too early to say for sure. On the plus side, at least Larry Hama is going to be involved somehow<\/a>.<\/p>\n

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:<\/i><\/H5>