{"id":39745,"date":"2023-05-05T10:43:16","date_gmt":"2023-05-05T14:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=39745"},"modified":"2023-04-29T22:49:30","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T02:49:30","slug":"hasbro-marketing-secrets-revealed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/05\/hasbro-marketing-secrets-revealed\/","title":{"rendered":"Hasbro Marketing Secrets Revealed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/sidewalker.jpg\" alt=\"Step One: begin with a standard real-worldd vehicle. This Segway will do nicely.\n\nStep Two: add some impractical armor plating. Glass panels are a must.\n\nStep three: add weapons. Giant missile launchers and always good. At least one weapon should pose significant risk to the driver is used.\n\nStep four: paint it olive green for the good guys (&quot;Side-Rocker&quot;), purplish-black for the bad guys (&quot;Slither-Walk&quot;).\n\nStep five: add a driver, then show your vehicle emerging from an explosion. Go Joe!\" width=\"450\" height=\"675\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pyrrho12\/status\/1652347765496725506\/\" target=\"twit\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe Movie Watch: First footage\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2009\/01\/gi-joe-movie-watch-first-footage\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe Movie Watch: First footage<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The GI Joe movie opening\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2010\/02\/the-gi-joe-movie-opening\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The GI Joe movie opening<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Flippin' through Previews - October '11\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/10\/flippin-through-previews-october-11\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Flippin' through Previews - October '11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Hunting for presents\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/12\/hunting-for-presents\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Hunting for presents<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe Kre-O Firebat Attack review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/01\/gi-joe-kre-o-firebat-attack-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe Kre-O Firebat Attack review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via) &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Rustin's Spoils of the Week #65 GI Joe and the Transformers #6 GI Joe origins: Scarlett If she took after her father GI Joe Movie Watch: Hasbro Reassures Fans GI Joe Movie Won't Suck<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[160],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-39745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","tag-gi-joe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39745"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39748,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39745\/revisions\/39748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}