{"id":41047,"date":"2023-10-29T18:42:56","date_gmt":"2023-10-29T22:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=41047"},"modified":"2023-10-30T18:49:10","modified_gmt":"2023-10-30T22:49:10","slug":"barbie-heading-off-into-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/10\/barbie-heading-off-into-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"Barbie, heading off into the future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/barbiehereditary.jpg\" alt=\"the movie scene of Barbie driving away from Barbieland, but instead of Ryan Gosling in the back seat of her car, it's the weird little girl from the horror movie Hereditary who - spoiler alert right here if you don't know what happens in that horror movie - gets wickedly decapitated while hanging her head out a car window\" width=\"460\" height=\"575\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"New Barbie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/05\/new-barbie\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">New Barbie<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Happy Thanksgiving from the Barbie Pond\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/11\/happy-thanksgiving-from-the-barbie-pond\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy Thanksgiving from the Barbie Pond<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Barbie's got her head on straight\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/06\/barbies-got-her-head-on-straight\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Barbie's got her head on straight<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Bad toy texts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/bad-toy-texts\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Bad toy texts<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Happy Mother's Day\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/05\/happy-mothers-day\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy Mother's Day<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;North Korea releases a new propaganda video Behold - Atheist Barbie He's just Ken and he's enough, but NOT so great at doing stuff Mattel's SDCC exclusives revealed They're wig brothers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[377],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-41047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41047"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41049,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41047\/revisions\/41049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}