{"id":41047,"date":"2023-10-29T18:42:56","date_gmt":"2023-10-29T22:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=41047"},"modified":"2023-10-30T18:49:10","modified_gmt":"2023-10-30T22:49:10","slug":"barbie-heading-off-into-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/10\/barbie-heading-off-into-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"Barbie, heading off into the future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/barbiehereditary.jpg\" alt=\"the movie scene of Barbie driving away from Barbieland, but instead of Ryan Gosling in the back seat of her car, it's the weird little girl from the horror movie Hereditary who - spoiler alert right here if you don't know what happens in that horror movie - gets wickedly decapitated while hanging her head out a car window\" width=\"460\" height=\"575\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"ATFC '16 - Day 3: Mattel\/Mega Bloks\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/02\/atfc-16-day-3-mattelmega-bloks\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">ATFC '16 - Day 3: Mattel\/Mega Bloks<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Bad toy texts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/bad-toy-texts\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Bad toy texts<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Barbie trashes her Dream House\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/01\/barbie-trashes-her-dream-house\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Barbie trashes her Dream House<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"A Cruel Barbie's Thesis\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/08\/a-cruel-barbies-thesis\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A Cruel Barbie's Thesis<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"First look at Ryan Gosling as Ken\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/07\/first-look-at-ryan-gosling-as-ken\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">First look at Ryan Gosling as Ken<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Barbie's got her Halloween costume sorted Zombie Attack Barbie National Barbie Day - Daylight Saving Time is the worst! I'm a Barbie girl, on Arrakis world Even Sith Lords deserve a relaxed weekend<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[377],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-41047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41047"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41049,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41047\/revisions\/41049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}