{"id":41862,"date":"2024-03-09T18:55:23","date_gmt":"2024-03-09T23:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=41862"},"modified":"2024-03-10T18:55:36","modified_gmt":"2024-03-10T22:55:36","slug":"national-barbie-day-always-revise-your-first-draft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/03\/national-barbie-day-always-revise-your-first-draft\/","title":{"rendered":"National Barbie Day - always revise your first draft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/barbie-suicide.jpg\" alt=\"Karate Barbie says &quot;OK brain, let's solve this problem!&quot; Barbie's brain says &quot;Suicide?&quot; Karate Barbie karate chops the brain and says &quot;OK let's try a little harder!&quot;\" width=\"450\" height=\"515\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The Barb-barian\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/12\/the-barb-barian\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Barb-barian<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Blood of your enemies sold separately\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/04\/blood-of-your-enemies-sold-separately\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Blood of your enemies sold separately<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Happy Mother's Day\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/05\/happy-mothers-day\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy Mother's Day<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/07\/not-even-oppenheimer-destroyed-anybody-this-hard\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"This Barbie has such sights to show you\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/10\/this-barbie-has-such-sights-to-show-you\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">This Barbie has such sights to show you<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;I'm an Imperium girl, in an Imperium world See how she goes to work? American Girl: The Movie How you know when you're \"dadding\" right Todds R Us<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,377],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-41862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mattel","category-memes","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41864,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41862\/revisions\/41864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}