{"id":42578,"date":"2024-07-26T18:23:31","date_gmt":"2024-07-26T22:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=42578"},"modified":"2024-07-28T18:35:32","modified_gmt":"2024-07-28T22:35:32","slug":"at-last-its-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/07\/at-last-its-her\/","title":{"rendered":"At last! It's her!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=24430\">Sob Dancer<\/a>\"!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/mlptold.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/mlptold-92x300.jpg\" alt=\"Found the most miserable looking My Little Pony today... *photo of a carded pony with a realistic half-closed human eye painted on its face instead of a big cartoony pony eye, making it look deeply depressed. Its Cutie Mark appears to just be a jumble of random shapes and lines, perhaps meant to be fireworks or a rain shower over some flower, but ultimately it's just unclear*\n\nFirst commenter says: Friendship is a [censored] hassle.\n\nSecond commenter says: someone told this pony about Bronies\n\nThird commenter draws a picture in the Friendship is Magic style of this toy, with bags under her eyes, a frown, and just three strands of hair on her head and tail. The image is captioned Brush Me.\n\nFourth commenter questions &quot;what is your cutie mark?& quot; &quot; The hell should I know I don't care.&quot;\" width=\"92\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42579\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"MLP Daring-Do addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/08\/mlp-daring-do-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">MLP Daring-Do addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe: Re-Stallion-ation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/01\/gi-joe-re-stallion-ation\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe: Re-Stallion-ation<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Gravity Falls addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/01\/gravity-falls-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Gravity Falls addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Death Battle: Starscream vs. Rainbow Dash\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/09\/death-battle-starscream-vs-rainbow-dash\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Death Battle: Starscream vs. Rainbow Dash<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"A tour of Toys R Us in 1991\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/01\/a-tour-of-toys-r-us-in-1991\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A tour of Toys R Us in 1991<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\"Sob Dancer\"! &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Rainbow Dash addendum \"Transformers\" meets \"My Little Pony\" ATFC '12 - Day 1: Hasbro Flippin' through Previews - September '12 Christians vs. He-Man<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[159],"class_list":["post-42578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-mlp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42578"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42581,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42578\/revisions\/42581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}