{"id":42673,"date":"2025-04-08T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=42673"},"modified":"2025-04-08T12:59:45","modified_gmt":"2025-04-08T16:59:45","slug":"you-cant-be-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/04\/you-cant-be-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"You can't be sad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/rexmanningday.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/rexmanningday-230x300.jpg\" alt=\"a custom carded action figure of Empire Records' sleazebag rock star, Rex manning\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not on Rex Manning Day!<\/p>\n<p>Experience the pure, unbridled eroticism your parents got down to 30 years ago:<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DQdvuWqm3Ow\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not on Rex Manning Day! Experience the pure, unbridled eroticism your parents got down to 30 years ago:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customs","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42673"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44278,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42673\/revisions\/44278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}