{"id":43191,"date":"2024-10-12T20:15:01","date_gmt":"2024-10-13T00:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=43191"},"modified":"2024-10-12T20:27:28","modified_gmt":"2024-10-13T00:27:28","slug":"thanks-for-the-clarification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/10\/thanks-for-the-clarification\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for the clarification"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You've gotta keep your audience in mind.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table  style=\"width:570px;border:none;padding:0px;\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border:none;padding:0px;\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/barbieheads1.png\" width=\"570\" height=\"620\" alt=\"trufflemushroom says: I've NEVER had a reheading go this horribly before. I'd say I'm pretty good at beheading - I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just - it WON'T GO BACK ON THE BODY?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??\n\nAnd the funniest thing is, I'm not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head's just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot, and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn't attaching all the way!!\n\nToday I did six beheading and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn't working!! The head is getting squished around but isn't stretching over the neck right!! And I'm way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don't wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!\n\nLike, what could I possibly be doing wrong!!\" style=\"display:block\">\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border:none;padding:0px;\"><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/barbieheads2.png\" width=\"570\" height=\"200\" alt=\"trufflemushroom says: I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.\n\nI'm an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.\" style=\"display:block\">\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border:none;padding:0px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/barbieheads3.png\" width=\"570\" height=\"260\" alt=\"trufflemushroom says: BARBIES. I'M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON'S HEAD BY BOILING IT\n\n(post has 95,372 notes)\" style=\"display:block\">\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It's easy to forget not everyone may be familiar with your jargon.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"That's exactly what my fortune cookie told me, too\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/08\/thats-exactly-what-my-fortune-cookie-told-me-too\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">That's exactly what my fortune cookie told me, too<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Shop TV\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/04\/shop-tv\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Shop TV<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Zombie Attack Barbie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/12\/zombie-attack-barbie\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Zombie Attack Barbie<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/07\/not-even-oppenheimer-destroyed-anybody-this-hard\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/06\/ontogeny-recapitulates-phylogeny\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You've gotta keep your audience in mind. &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;North Korea releases a new propaganda video Happy Mother's Day Barbie's got her head on straight If you don't like President Barbie, you can always get The Barb-barian<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,7],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-43191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customs","category-mattel","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43191"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43203,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43191\/revisions\/43203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}