{"id":43375,"date":"2024-11-30T00:00:42","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T05:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=43375"},"modified":"2024-11-12T01:05:15","modified_gmt":"2024-11-12T06:05:15","slug":"indiana-jones-elsa-schneider-addendum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/11\/indiana-jones-elsa-schneider-addendum\/","title":{"rendered":"Indiana Jones: Elsa Schneider addendum"},"content":{"rendered":"

The bio in today's Elsa Schneider review<\/a> is taken from the 2008 figure, because the 2023 ones don't have any text associated with them. However, before finding that, yo had written a different intro, using Topps' Indiana Jones Masterpieces<\/i> trading card #16<\/a>. Since I made him delete that and rewrite it, the least we can do is share the cut content with you. Consider it a deleted scene:<\/p>\n

Like Walter Donovan<\/a>, Dr. Elsa Schneider is a secret Nazi sympathizer who is not-so-secretly obsessed with finding the Holy Grail. She has the distinction of getting to know both the senior and junior Dr. Jones, and winds up destroying her employer by choosing a false grail for him to drink from. Unlike the Joneses, however, Elsa's obsession becomes more important than her own life, and she eventually pays a terrible price.<\/i><\/p>\n

Just so we're all in agreement, when that text we copied from a trading card says \"getting to know\" both of them, it means sex, right? She boned Senior<\/a> and Junior<\/a>? There's probably a deleted Crystal Skull<\/i> scene somewhere where Mutt Williams<\/a> mentions the time he'd \"gone parking\" with a mysterious old woman who had a bunch of unexplained crag-injuries. Why not, they put every other stray idea they had in that script.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And then it was the same from there on. Believe it or not, we do<\/b> edit these reviews before you see them!<\/p>\n

<i>And now, some more OAFEry:<\/i><\/H5>