{"id":44378,"date":"2025-04-26T16:28:04","date_gmt":"2025-04-26T20:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=44378"},"modified":"2025-04-27T03:18:18","modified_gmt":"2025-04-27T07:18:18","slug":"like-barbie-needed-one-more-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/04\/like-barbie-needed-one-more-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Like Barbie needed one more job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/barbiedreamloader.jpg\" width=\"525\" height=\"600\" alt=\"The power loader from Aliens, painted bright pink, and labelled the Barbie Dream Loader.\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/barbiealiens.jpg\" width=\"440\" height=\"435\" alt=\"My 8-year-old niece wanted to watch Aliens last night. Found this in the living room this morning *photo of a Barbie doll with a black hair clip on its head like a facehugger*\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Movie Maniacs 6: \"Predator 2\" addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2003\/05\/movie-maniacs-6-predator-2-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Movie Maniacs 6: \"Predator 2\" addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/07\/not-even-oppenheimer-destroyed-anybody-this-hard\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Not even Oppenheimer destroyed anybody this hard<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"You\u2019re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/04\/youre-telling-me-a-barbie-skinned-and-wore-these-care-bears\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">You\u2019re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #226\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/04\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-226\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #226<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Barbie trashes her Dream House\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/01\/barbie-trashes-her-dream-house\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Barbie trashes her Dream House<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;The doll would be taller than him, wouldn't it? Mantis Alien addendum Happy Pride Month! Retro NECA Aliens ad Jade knows what's up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,7,36],"tags":[80,136],"class_list":["post-44378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customs","category-mattel","category-neca","tag-alien","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44378"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44401,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44378\/revisions\/44401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}