{"id":45114,"date":"2025-08-15T00:00:34","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T04:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=45114"},"modified":"2025-08-06T01:04:18","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T05:04:18","slug":"oh-footloose-you-scamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/08\/oh-footloose-you-scamp\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Footloose, you scamp!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/gijbagel.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"455\" alt=\"A four-panel comic with Doc and Footloose from GI Joe.\n\nDoc: You failed your drug test.\nFootloose: I had a poppy seed bagel.\nDoc: Explain the weed and cocaine.\n*one panel pause*\nFootloose: It was an everything bagel.\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe in Lego form\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/02\/gi-joe-in-lego-form\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe in Lego form<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe Kre-O Firebat Attack review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/01\/gi-joe-kre-o-firebat-attack-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe Kre-O Firebat Attack review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"A new challenger appears!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/08\/a-new-challenger-appears\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A new challenger appears!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"In defense of Zartan's Swamp Skier\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/in-defense-of-zartans-swamp-skier\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">In defense of Zartan's Swamp Skier<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Flippin' through Previews - November '11\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/11\/flippin-through-previews-november-11\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Flippin' through Previews - November '11<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Flippin' Through Previews - September '09 Fight for freedom, wherever there's trouble Rustin's Spoils of the Week #24 A Joe Friday announcement Rustin's Spoils of the Week #4<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,160,8],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-45114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-comics","category-hasbro","tag-gi-joe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45115,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45114\/revisions\/45115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}