{"id":45114,"date":"2025-08-15T00:00:34","date_gmt":"2025-08-15T04:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=45114"},"modified":"2025-08-06T01:04:18","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T05:04:18","slug":"oh-footloose-you-scamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/08\/oh-footloose-you-scamp\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Footloose, you scamp!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/gijbagel.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"455\" alt=\"A four-panel comic with Doc and Footloose from GI Joe.\n\nDoc: You failed your drug test.\nFootloose: I had a poppy seed bagel.\nDoc: Explain the weed and cocaine.\n*one panel pause*\nFootloose: It was an everything bagel.\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe no more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2016\/03\/gi-joe-no-more\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe no more<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe Classified Series: Cobra Infantry (24) review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/07\/gi-joe-classified-series-cobra-infantry-24-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe Classified Series: Cobra Infantry (24) review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Merry Christmas from Cobra\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/12\/merry-christmas-from-cobra\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Merry Christmas from Cobra<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"JoeCon 2013 script reading\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/05\/joecon-2013-script-reading\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">JoeCon 2013 script reading<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Carry me home again\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/10\/carry-me-home-again\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Carry me home again<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Supervillain primary debate, part 2 GI Joe and the Search for the Stolen Idol '80s Childhood Royal Rumble This is four different toylines Flippin' Through Previews - June '07<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,160,8],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-45114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-comics","category-hasbro","tag-gi-joe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45115,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45114\/revisions\/45115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}