{"id":45188,"date":"2025-08-16T17:18:27","date_gmt":"2025-08-16T21:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=45188"},"modified":"2025-08-17T01:29:00","modified_gmt":"2025-08-17T05:29:00","slug":"the-doll-would-be-taller-than-him-wouldnt-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/08\/the-doll-would-be-taller-than-him-wouldnt-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The doll would be taller than him, wouldn't it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now he's <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Fs6q3FDFlFc\" target=yt>crying about <i>Superman<\/i><\/a>. So time to re-up this gag from when he was crying about <i>Barbie<\/i>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/barbieben.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"475\" alt=\"Ben Shapiro's head photoshopped onto a Ken doll wearing a suit.\n\nIntroducing... Culture War! Ben\n\nHe panders!\nHe trolls!\nHe wines!\nHe lies!\n\nCulture War Ben!\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Alternate title: \"Dweeby little loser can't understand storytelling.\"<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"You\u2019re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/04\/youre-telling-me-a-barbie-skinned-and-wore-these-care-bears\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">You\u2019re telling me a Barbie skinned and wore these Care Bears?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/06\/ontogeny-recapitulates-phylogeny\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Happy Thanksgiving from the Barbie Pond\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/11\/happy-thanksgiving-from-the-barbie-pond\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy Thanksgiving from the Barbie Pond<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"This Barbie has such sights to show you\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/10\/this-barbie-has-such-sights-to-show-you\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">This Barbie has such sights to show you<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"National Barbie Day - Daylight Saving Time is the worst!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/03\/national-barbie-day-daylight-saving-time-is-the-worst\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">National Barbie Day - Daylight Saving Time is the worst!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now he's crying about Superman. So time to re-up this gag from when he was crying about Barbie: Alternate title: \"Dweeby little loser can't understand storytelling.\" &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Barbie trashes her Dream House Zombie Attack Barbie The best &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/08\/the-doll-would-be-taller-than-him-wouldnt-it\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[377],"tags":[136],"class_list":["post-45188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-barbie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45189,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45188\/revisions\/45189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}