{"id":45257,"date":"2025-08-22T23:29:22","date_gmt":"2025-08-23T03:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=45257"},"modified":"2025-08-22T23:29:22","modified_gmt":"2025-08-23T03:29:22","slug":"because-girls-like-it-when-you-bring-protection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/08\/because-girls-like-it-when-you-bring-protection\/","title":{"rendered":"Because girls like it when you bring protection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/gijbed.jpg\" width=\"455\" height=\"435\" alt=\"*the ''couple back to back in bed'' meme, recreated with Scarlett and Snake-Eyes wrapped in tissues*\n\nHer: he's probably thinking about other girls.\n\nHim: why do I bring my grenades in bed?\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Kickstarter CHAOS\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/11\/kickstarter-chaos\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Kickstarter CHAOS<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Hunting for presents\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/12\/hunting-for-presents\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Hunting for presents<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"A Joe Friday conspiracy theory\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/06\/a-joe-friday-conspiracy-theory\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A Joe Friday conspiracy theory<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe Action Marine addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/01\/gi-joe-action-marine-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe Action Marine addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe Movie Watch: A last-minute change\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2008\/02\/gi-joe-movie-watch-a-last-minute-change\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe Movie Watch: A last-minute change<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Flippin' Through Previews - October '07 GI Joe Movie Watch 2: 500 days of Sommers A tale of two Walmarts That time Arby's prompted a Transformers\/GI Joe crossover Prepare for Trubble<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,377],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-45257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hasbro","category-memes","tag-gi-joe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45257"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45258,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45257\/revisions\/45258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}