{"id":45370,"date":"2025-09-14T22:51:20","date_gmt":"2025-09-15T02:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=45370"},"modified":"2025-09-15T23:00:14","modified_gmt":"2025-09-16T03:00:14","slug":"how-to-disarm-a-thirst-trap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/09\/how-to-disarm-a-thirst-trap\/","title":{"rendered":"How to disarm a thirst trap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/beybladebra.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"820\" alt=\"*photo of a pretty girl in a red shirt looking at the camera*\n\nbeybladehero: everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bro tonight sorry.\ntubesock: have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblad? dude they're so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone's beyblades. So unfair. So unfair.\nbeybladehero: are you hitting on me?\ntubesock: thought you were a beyblade hero.\nebenezersceuax: you used an RC beyblade??? kill yourself.\nangryblackman: RC Beyblade? Man you weak.\ntubesock: I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin?\nbeybladehero: I'm not wearin a bra.\nangryblackman: yeah yeah, that's cool and all. But this man used a Dranzer. A fucking Dranzer.\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[377],"tags":[486],"class_list":["post-45370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-beyblade"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45371,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45370\/revisions\/45371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}