{"id":45385,"date":"2025-09-17T15:40:15","date_gmt":"2025-09-17T19:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=45385"},"modified":"2025-09-17T15:40:15","modified_gmt":"2025-09-17T19:40:15","slug":"he-loves-his-new-giant-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/09\/he-loves-his-new-giant-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"He loves his new giant girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/dinotoad.jpg\" width=\"460\" height=\"495\" alt=\"Roxi Horror says: My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.\n\n*nighttime photo of a large toad snuggled up next to a plastic triceratops figurine*\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:nvcq6r3nctivcg2rf3vsf4gp\/post\/3lyzzirvrh22i\" target=bsky>via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Soon Forget: Jurassic Park Styracosaurus\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/09\/soon-forget-jurassic-park-styracosaurus\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Soon Forget: Jurassic Park Styracosaurus<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The continuing adventures of John Hammond\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/08\/the-continuing-adventures-of-john-hammond\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The continuing adventures of John Hammond<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Defenders of Eden: Armies of Ashmore\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/04\/defenders-of-eden-armies-of-ashmore\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Defenders of Eden: Armies of Ashmore<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Happy Mother's Day\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/05\/happy-mothers-day\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Happy Mother's Day<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Spared no expense\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/09\/spared-no-expense\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Spared no expense<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via) &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;You've got a Custodes in me The '90s Dino Dudes Soon Forget: Dinosaucers Stego Soon Forget: Nickelodeon Zog<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[397],"tags":[302],"class_list":["post-45385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-displays","tag-dinosaurs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45386,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45385\/revisions\/45386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}