{"id":45951,"date":"2025-11-04T17:31:48","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T22:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=45951"},"modified":"2025-11-04T18:14:27","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T23:14:27","slug":"the-white-house-is-a-favorite-target-for-destruction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/11\/the-white-house-is-a-favorite-target-for-destruction\/","title":{"rendered":"The White House is a favorite target for destruction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was Godzilla Day, so enjoy this call to direct action:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/godzdc.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"440\" alt=\"Catalog image of Godzilla Battles Biollante in Washington DC mini playset. It's a fold-open version of Godzilla's head, with a tiny diorama and figurines inside. The features are all labeled:\n\n* The Pentagon Splits Open as Biollante Emerges from the Earth Attached to his Root Stump\n* The Lincoln Memorial Flips Upside Down to Become a Missile Launching Arsenal!\n* The White House is a Favorite Target for Destruction!\n* Knock Down the Washinton\n* Water Surface Lifts up for Under Water Battle Action\n* Attack from the Sky with the F-15 Fighter Jet\n* Stomp the Federal Reserve Building into the Pavement! And Set it Up Again!\n* Demolish the Capitol Building with a Single Swipe of Godzilla's Powerful Tail.\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>The Lincoln Memorial <b>does<\/b> flip upside down to become a missile launching arsenal! That's why you're not allowed underneath it. They say it's because of limestone decay, but this is the truth. The truth <b>They<\/b> don't want you to know!<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/patrickmacias.bsky.social\/post\/3m4oit7zbdc22\" target=bsky>via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Godzilla Mystery Minis - Gigan review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/12\/godzilla-mystery-minis-gigan-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Godzilla Mystery Minis - Gigan review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Gamera, the Grouchy Monster\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/11\/gamera-the-grouchy-monster\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Gamera, the Grouchy Monster<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Flippin' through Previews - September '11\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/09\/flippin-through-previews-september-11\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Flippin' through Previews - September '11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Barbie's Best Kept Secret\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/05\/barbies-best-kept-secret\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Barbie's Best Kept Secret<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"We've all been there before\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/09\/weve-all-been-there-before\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">We've all been there before<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was Godzilla Day, so enjoy this call to direct action: The Lincoln Memorial does flip upside down to become a missile launching arsenal! That's why you're not allowed underneath it. They say it's because of limestone decay, but this &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/11\/the-white-house-is-a-favorite-target-for-destruction\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[489],"tags":[98],"class_list":["post-45951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trendmasters","tag-godzilla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45951"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45955,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45951\/revisions\/45955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}