{"id":46162,"date":"2026-01-04T00:00:14","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T05:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46162"},"modified":"2026-01-03T18:21:29","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T23:21:29","slug":"springfield-scale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/01\/springfield-scale\/","title":{"rendered":"Springfield scale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/simpjk_marge7.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"435\" alt=\"model sheet\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><center><a href=\"\/shocka\/woshomer.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/shocka\/art\/woshomer1.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Homer\"><\/a><a href=\"\/yo\/simpjk_marge.php\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/simpjk_marge8.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"435\" alt=\"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dah, MARGE!\" style=\"margin:0px 0px 0px -20px\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Fairly close, all around.<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"World of Springfield: Krusty the Clown review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2002\/07\/world-of-springfield-krusty-the-clown-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">World of Springfield: Krusty the Clown review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"\"Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania\" Movie Series: Wasp review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/09\/ant-man-and-the-wasp-quantumania-movie-series-wasp-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\"Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania\" Movie Series: Wasp review<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Rustin's Spoils of the Week #148\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/01\/rustins-spoils-of-the-week-148\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Rustin's Spoils of the Week #148<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The Blurrpanion Cube\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2017\/10\/the-blurrpanion-cube\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Blurrpanion Cube<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Transformers BotBots Sprinkleberry D'uhnut review\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2021\/06\/transformers-botbots-sprinkleberry-duhnut-review\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Transformers BotBots Sprinkleberry D'uhnut review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;That settles things Nuclear Power Plant Lunch Room addendum Mario sneaks ads into playtime Rustin's Spoils of the Week #169 \"Please do not offer my god a peanut.\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,68,10],"tags":[157],"class_list":["post-46162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-jakks","category-playmates","tag-simpsons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46162"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46175,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46162\/revisions\/46175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}