{"id":46389,"date":"2026-02-14T17:16:07","date_gmt":"2026-02-14T22:16:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46389"},"modified":"2026-02-16T07:18:22","modified_gmt":"2026-02-16T12:18:22","slug":"the-opposite-of-those-candy-hearts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/02\/the-opposite-of-those-candy-hearts\/","title":{"rendered":"The opposite of those candy hearts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/obviousplanthate.jpg\" width=\"460\" height=\"575\" alt=\"a toy of an anthropomorphic frog with its arms spread wide. The fake card it's on says I Hate You THIS much! with starbursts that read Wow You Suck and Please Go Away.\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"We Have the M\u0335\u0313\u033d\u0303\u0343\u0317\u032c\u0356\u0326\u031ce\u0334\u031b\u0346\u0311\u0344\u033e\u033b\u031c\u0321\u0349\u032ba\u0334\u034b\u033e\u035a\u0355\u0326\u0356\u0331t\u0336\u035d\u0344\u0343\u0342\u0320\u0355\u032b\u0354s\u0337\u0346\u0307\u0339\u0326\u0320\u0318\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/06\/we-have-the-meats\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">We Have the M\u0335\u0313\u033d\u0303\u0343\u0317\u032c\u0356\u0326\u031ce\u0334\u031b\u0346\u0311\u0344\u033e\u033b\u031c\u0321\u0349\u032ba\u0334\u034b\u033e\u035a\u0355\u0326\u0356\u0331t\u0336\u035d\u0344\u0343\u0342\u0320\u0355\u032b\u0354s\u0337\u0346\u0307\u0339\u0326\u0320\u0318<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The one Spider-Verse character we were waiting to see\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/06\/the-one-spider-verse-character-we-were-waiting-to-see\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The one Spider-Verse character we were waiting to see<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"They pretend you can beat him by going outside\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2023\/09\/they-pretend-you-can-beat-him-by-going-outside\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">They pretend you can beat him by going outside<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"This season's hottest new toyline\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2024\/11\/this-seasons-hottest-new-toyline\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">This season's hottest new toyline<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Choose Your Dad\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/06\/choose-your-dad\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Choose Your Dad<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Mobile Suit Garfield<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[441],"class_list":["post-46389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customs","tag-obvious-plant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46390,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46389\/revisions\/46390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}