{"id":46417,"date":"2026-02-25T00:00:28","date_gmt":"2026-02-25T05:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46417"},"modified":"2026-02-25T07:40:48","modified_gmt":"2026-02-25T12:40:48","slug":"j-jonah-jameson-addendum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/02\/j-jonah-jameson-addendum\/","title":{"rendered":"J. Jonah Jameson addendum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/mlrcsm1_jjj9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/mlrcsm1_jjj9-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"Panel 1: J Jonah Jameson sits in his office, reading a paper\nCaption: 12 years ago.\nPeter Parker (off-panel): Oh man, thanks Mr. Jameson! You won't regret this!\nJJJ: Harumph! We'll see about that. Now get the hell out, I've got a newspaper to run!\n\nPanel 2: Peter rushes out of the office as Robbie Robertson comes in.\nPeter: Yes sir! I'm gonna blow your socks off with my next batch of pics!\nRobbie: Uh, hey Jonah. Afternoon meeting has been moved to the board room...\n\nPanel 3: Robbie looks out of the office while Jonah fold the newspaper away. At the receptionist desk, Peter is talking to Betty Brant.\nRobbie: Was that Peter--\nJJJ: --Parker. The new freelance shooter.\nRobbie: Geez, Jonah, he's what, 15? 16?\n\nPanel 4: Robbie continues to look out the door, while Jonah turns to his computer.\nRobbie: I know you like his pictures, but they're amateur hour. The photo department isn't too pleased... Did you contact his parents at least? Do a check on him?\nJJJ: I'm not an idiot, Robbie, of course I did. And if the pics aren't up to snuff, we won't buy them. The kid just...\n\nPanel 5: Jonah pensively reads an old Daily Bugle article on his computer. The headline reads &quot;Home Invasion Turns to Murder. Queens resident Benjamin Parker gunned down in robbery gone wrong.&quot;\n\nPanel 6: Jonah turns to look out the door as well.\nJJJ: ...the kid just needs some help.\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Good Guy Jonah!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Anyway, here's the paper <a href=\"\/yo\/mlrcsm1_jjj.php\">the toy<\/a> comes with:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/mlrcsm1_jjj7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/mlrcsm1_jjj7-227x300.jpg\" title=\"click to embiggen\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wilson Fisk<br \/>\nCriminal Past?<br \/>\nDirty Money: Page 4<\/p>\n<p>Oscorp:<br \/>\nNot Guilty of Fraud<br \/>\nFull Trial Coverage: Page 9<\/p>\n<p>Spider-Sham!<br \/>\nMasked Miscreant Menaces Manhattan<\/p>\n<p>Cat Burglar at Large!<br \/>\nQueens area threatened by a rash of burglaries. Multiple witnesses claim to have seen a white haired woman dressed in black leaving the scene.<\/p>\n<p>Mysterio Back Behind Bars!<br \/>\nQuentin Beck was apprehended on Saturday Night. He awaits trial at Rykers Island.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/mlrcsm1_jjj8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/mlrcsm1_jjj8-227x300.jpg\" title=\"click to embiggen\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\"Electro\" Speaks Out<br \/>\nFormer electrical engineer and career criminal Maxwell Dillon is set to tell all in a Daily Bugle exclusive interview. Over the next few weeks, The Bugle will publish a 3 part series that will take a deep look at the man behind the lightning and why he is claiming, \"Spider-Man made me do it!\" Next week, we discuss Maxwell's humble beginnings and what went wrong after a fateful accident at the power lines changed his life forever.<\/p>\n<p>Spider-Borg Sighting!<br \/>\nCould our city's webbed nuisance actually be an android? Reports of a cybernetic vigilante adorned in an alltoo familiar red and blue costume have been flooding the Daily Bugle's mailbag. Is this a robotic rip-off? Or have we uncovered a startling secret of NYC's resident wall crawler?<\/p>\n<p>NELSON AND MURDOCK<br \/>\nAttorneys at Law<br \/>\nNew York City<\/p>\n<p>EMPIRE STATE UNIVERSITY<br \/>\nApply Now<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What a ton of detail to include! We get references to <a href=\"\/blog\/?p=32318\">Kingpin<\/a>, <a href=\"\/yo\/mlrcsm1_gg.php\">Norman Osborn<\/a>, <a href=\"\/yo\/mlrcsm1_sm.php\">Spider-Man<\/a> (of course), <a href=\"\/yo\/mlrcsm1_bc.php\">Black Cat<\/a>, <a href=\"\/yo\/smhml6_myst.php\">Mysterio<\/a>, <a href=\"\/yo\/mlrcsm1_elec.php\">Electro<\/a>, <a href=\"\/yo\/mlrcsm1_cyb.php\">Cyborg Spider-Man<\/a>, <a href=\"\/yo\/mlrcsm1_dd.php\">Daredevil<\/a>, and more. And notice, all those characters are also available in the <i>Retro<\/i> line, which, given the huge cast Spider-Man interacts with, had to have been an intentional choice. We see you, unknown designer, and your clever work has not gone unappreciated!<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Minimate Mini-Review #384 - Shriek\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/03\/minimate-mini-review-384-shriek\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Minimate Mini-Review #384 - Shriek<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Minimate Mini-Review #359 - Spider-Armor Spider-Man &#038; Superior Foe Beetle\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2018\/03\/minimate-mini-review-359-spider-armor-spider-man-superior-foe-beetle\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Minimate Mini-Review #359 - Spider-Armor Spider-Man &#038; Superior Foe Beetle<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Minimate Mini-Review #116 - Fantomex &#038; Mr. Negative\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2013\/09\/minimate-mini-review-116-fantomex-mr-negative\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Minimate Mini-Review #116 - Fantomex &#038; Mr. Negative<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Minimate Mini-Review #381 - Cloak &#038; Dagger\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/01\/minimate-mini-review-381-cloak-and-dagger\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Minimate Mini-Review #381 - Cloak &#038; Dagger<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The wonders of an advertising budget\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2007\/03\/the-wonders-of-an-advertising-budget\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The wonders of an advertising budget<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good Guy Jonah! &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Flippin' Through Previews - May '07 Spider-Man Marvel Legends: Scarlet Spider review Minimate Mini-Review #393 - Vulture &#038; Molten Man Flippin' Through Previews - March '07 Secret Wars standees<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,160,8,37,25],"tags":[59],"class_list":["post-46417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-comics","category-hasbro","category-lists","category-marvel","tag-spider-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46417"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46424,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46417\/revisions\/46424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}