{"id":46537,"date":"2026-03-30T00:00:23","date_gmt":"2026-03-30T04:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46537"},"modified":"2026-03-28T10:19:57","modified_gmt":"2026-03-28T14:19:57","slug":"retro-collection-quicksilver-addendum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/03\/retro-collection-quicksilver-addendum\/","title":{"rendered":"Retro Collection Quicksilver addendum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/adhdcat.jpg\" width=\"380\" height=\"475\" alt=\"ADHD people waiting for someone to finish a sentence they already understood in the first few seconds *photo of a tiny black and white kitten screaming cutely*\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->One of the questions I keep up my sleeve for meeting new people, especially those of the geekier persuasion, is what superpower they would choose, if they could draw from their imagination or anything across the different popular superhero universes. It's a fun question to think about, and is also a cutesy icebreaker for geeky dates, the kind of creative question with well-thought-out answers as well as quick snappy punchlines. The most popular answer to this is, universally, teleportation. (There have been studies!!) Who wouldn't want to bypass plane flights, or even having to get into the car to go to the <a href=\"\/yo\/slug3.php\">KFC<\/a>? What if I didn't even have to get out of bed to get a <a href=\"\/yo\/neca_bttf2mmf.php\">Pepsi<\/a> from the fridge?<\/p>\n<p>In the most realistic sense, the best answer to the question is having the magical abilities of a character like <a href=\"\/yo\/drs2c_drsx.php\">Dr. Strange<\/a> or <a href=\"\/artemis\/amecomi4z.php\">Zatanna<\/a>, which encompass most of the more desirable superpowers altogether: most magic users can also teleport, summon things into existence including unlimited wealth, fire off incredibly powerful spells etc. The superpower equivalent of wishing the genie for unlimited wishes. Notably, though, Zatanna always loses in a fight with, say, Superman, because by the time she can cast a spell the Man of Steel has already zipped across the room and punched her through a wall.<\/p>\n<p>So, the correct answer in a combative sense is always speed. Super-speed will best nigh all other powers in a battle; what good is Superman's strength if he can't hit you? DC, always on the bleeding edge of preposterous nonsense, have written themselves into a hilarious corner by making their various speedsters into something akin to invincible demigods. In the DC universe, speedsters tap into the \"Speed Force,\" a nebulous all-encompassing does-whatever-the-author-decides-this-week sentient cosmic energy field that allows specific entities to move at the speed of light or beyond. \"Beyond\" is the functional word here, as the bar has been raised across the decades of Flash and Flash-adjacent books so that the different speedsters' feats go far beyond the point of absurdity. Functionally even the strongest heroes and villains are rendered inert by characters who tap into the Speed Force and use it to its full potential; Superman can't get anywhere near the speed of the Flash, and since Force equals Mass multiplied by Acceleration (F=ma) various speedster characters can essentially put their fist <b>through<\/b> Clark's head. Taking this to its preposterous extremes have left DC's fast-moving heroes, and villains, in a league of their own, to the point where evil end-of-the-multiverse villainous mastermind <a href=\"\/shocka\/mcdcm_dnmbwl.php\">The Batman Who Laughs<\/a> summoned a small army of evil Flash-lites called the Lightning Knights to take care of the speedsters during the dumbass <i>Dark Nights: Death Metal<\/i> storyline. (Why they weren't summoned to take care of, y'know, <b>everyone<\/b> is the reason we defer to yo's often recited \"Poor, sad, stupid, dumb DC\" quote when talking about this nonsense.)<\/p>\n<p>But <a href=\"\/shocka\/mlrc4_quik.php\">Quicksilver<\/a> is considerably different to the various Flashes. Let's take a look at a page from <i>X-Factor<\/i> #87, the single issue that has most defined his character for three-plus decades:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/mlrc4_quik8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/mlrc4_quik8-195x300.jpg\" title=\"''PMS'' in this case, stands for ''Pietro Maximoff Syndrome''\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Like he says himself, \"not everyone can raise arrogance to an art form.\"<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Minimate Mini-Review #68 - X-Factor Angel &#038; Warpath\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/08\/minimate-mini-review-68-x-factor-angel-warpath\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Minimate Mini-Review #68 - X-Factor Angel &#038; Warpath<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Fabian Cortez addendum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2025\/07\/fabian-cortez-addendum\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Fabian Cortez addendum<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"Kingdom Come action figure poster\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2015\/03\/kingdom-come-action-figure-poster\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Kingdom Come action figure poster<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The Evolution of the Living Laser\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2019\/06\/the-evolution-of-the-living-laser\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Evolution of the Living Laser<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"I'm just a Teenage Warhead, baby\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2020\/12\/im-just-a-teenage-warhead-baby\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">I'm just a Teenage Warhead, baby<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;Marvel Legends Mystique addendum HasLab Sentinel addendum Minimate Mini-Review #145 - Sentinel &#038; First Appearance Ryu Marvel Legends Wolverine, Jean Grey &#038; Cyclops addendum Scarlet Witch addendum: Multiverse of Madness Series 2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,160,34,377],"tags":[173,74],"class_list":["post-46537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addendums","category-comics","category-commentary","category-memes","tag-flash","tag-x-men"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46537"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46570,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46537\/revisions\/46570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}