{"id":46632,"date":"2026-04-15T13:37:54","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T17:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46632"},"modified":"2026-04-16T13:47:09","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T17:47:09","slug":"could-never-do-that-with-a-cybertruck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/04\/could-never-do-that-with-a-cybertruck\/","title":{"rendered":"Could never do that with a Cybertruck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/playcars.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"495\" alt=\"If she don't let you play with toy cars on her, she ain't the one.\n\n*photo of a woman lying face down on a bed. A toy jeep is driving on the hill formed by her rather fine butt*\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>Both because it can't handle that much of an incline, and because if you own one you're probably not allowed with 100 yards of a woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Both because it can't handle that much of an incline, and because if you own one you're probably not allowed with 100 yards of a woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46632"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46637,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46632\/revisions\/46637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}