{"id":46696,"date":"2026-05-04T22:10:19","date_gmt":"2026-05-05T02:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/?p=46696"},"modified":"2026-05-05T22:16:01","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T02:16:01","slug":"cobra-vs-the-met-gala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2026\/05\/cobra-vs-the-met-gala\/","title":{"rendered":"Cobra vs. the Met Gala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/katyperrymetgala.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"595\" alt=\"Cobra Commander Posts\n\u202a@cobracmdrposts.bsky.social\u202c said: ALL COBRA PERSONNEL: PREPARE THE RATTLERS! KATY PERRY DOESN\u2019T SEE ANOTHER DAWN FOR HER PLAGIARISM!\n\n*photo of Katy Perry arriving at the Met Gala, wearing a white dress and a full silver Cobra Commander mask*\" class=\"aligncenter\"><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/cobracmdrposts.bsky.social\/post\/3ml3aif574s2r\" target=bsky>via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Posts\"><H5>&lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;<\/H5><ul class=\"entry-meta\"><li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Jeff\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2014\/03\/gi-jeff\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Jeff<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"At ease, disease! Sgt. Slaughter has re-enlisted!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2022\/04\/at-ease-disease-sgt-slaughter-has-re-enlisted\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">At ease, disease! Sgt. Slaughter has re-enlisted!<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"GI Joe Movie Watch 2 - another faceless villain, and a hunky teen\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2011\/07\/gi-joe-movie-watch-2-another-faceless-villain-and-a-hunky-teen\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">GI Joe Movie Watch 2 - another faceless villain, and a hunky teen<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The Mighty Quinn\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2008\/11\/the-mighty-quinn\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Mighty Quinn<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"SPOSTARBUST-Related-Post\"><a title=\"The biggest properties of the '80s\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/2012\/11\/the-biggest-properties-of-the-80s\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The biggest properties of the '80s<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via) &lt;i&gt;And now, some more OAFEry:&lt;\/i&gt;GI Joe Action Marine addendum Flippin' through Previews - May '12 If Disney ever buys Hasbro, this could really happen GI Joe Scrap-Iron addendum Horror posters redone with toys<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[198],"tags":[102,22],"class_list":["post-46696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-cobra-commander","tag-gi-joe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46696"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46698,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46696\/revisions\/46698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oafe.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}